🍆💦first version Minecraft Servers

SMP_CraftyCreeper83940525

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is NASTY in all the best ways!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: lifetime supply may only last 5 minutes).

Our server is so wild that creepers are afraid to explode, skeletons have dance battles instead of shooting arrows, and zombies have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers.

So come on down to our server and join the chaos! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your llama-loving heart stolen.

OfficeObsessed Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can socialize with your virtual colleagues? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual office, where you can meet up with your blocky coworkers and grab lunch together (virtually, of course).

Join our server and experience the thrill of going on virtual lunch dates with your pixelated teammates. Who knows, you might even spark a virtual office romance! Just make sure your real-life partner doesn’t get jealous, because on our server, anything can happen.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that brings the drama of office politics into the virtual world, join us now! Who knew punching trees and building houses could be so scandalous?

SisSickDayDenied – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into virtual chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister trying to pawn off her shift onto them without permission.

Experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations, like deciding whether to cave into guilt trips or stand your ground like a true warrior. Will you choose to save the day or let the drama unfold? The choice is yours on our server!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that embodies the craziness of real-life family dynamics in a virtual world? Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape into a world where you can build, explore, and conquer, all while dealing with hilarious family antics along the way?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic adventure – join our Minecraft server now and let the drama unfold in the most entertaining way possible!

CashWasterMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about wasting money again! Our server is full of hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear just waiting for you to find. Who needs real-life money when you can be rolling in virtual riches on our server?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary pig named Sir Oinksalot who has been known to grant wishes to those who bring him a stack of golden carrots. Want to fly like a bird? Sir Oinksalot can make it happen. Want to turn your enemies into harmless bunnies? Sir Oinksalot can do that too. Just be careful what you wish for, because Sir Oinksalot has a mischievous side.

So why waste money on real-life stuff when you can join our Minecraft SMP and live a life of luxury and adventure? Come join us today and start your journey to virtual wealth and hilarity!

MineWishList

achievement, balance, fulfillment, goal-setting, habits, Happiness, inspiration, mindfulness, MineWishList, motivation, personal growth, positivity, productivity, progress, Reflection, self improvement, self-care, success, Time management, well-being, wish fulfillment

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Do you wish you spent more time on a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the madness begin!

Ironclad Distractions: A World Where Everyone Enchants, Fights, and Accidentally Falls in Lava (No Hacks, We Promise!)

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Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	Ironclad Network

About Us: Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’ve just launched a brand new world on 8/18/24, and we’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different:

Rules:

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us? Ironclad Factions Lifesteal is more than just a server—it’s a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. With the addition of custom enchantments, you can truly personalize your gameplay and gain the upper hand in battles. Whether you’re building a mighty faction or taking on opponents in open-world combat, there’s always something exciting happening.

Get Started: Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, community events, and support!

NikkeCraft – #2812 Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a collaboration between Evangelion and a bunch of over-the-top events that will blow your mind!

Join now for the chance to evade giant monsters in our YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE event, happening from August 22 to September 19. And don’t miss out on our Full Burst Day weekends, where things get so intense, you’ll need to overclock your brain in the Sim Room!

Coming up, we have a Solo Raid where you’ll face off against a Massive Object, and a Co-op event called Gatekeeper where teamwork is key. Plus, recruit special characters like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Rei Ayanami – and even get a free Misato Katsuragi!

Dress up your character in style with costume passes like Elegant Date and Pilot in Summer. And stay tuned for the upcoming Zoo Keeper costume pass – because who doesn’t want to be a stylish zookeeper in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back!

CraftyStefanie SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because The JoostJapanese videogame mogul SMP is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Want to ride a llama dressed as a pirate while fighting off a horde of zombie chickens? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly. Will you be the one to claim this epic spud for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join The JoostJapanese videogame mogul SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep… they’re a real blast!

GymCraft Server: No Spot Stealing!

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Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate gym experience! Just like the dude from the apartment gym, you and your friends can rotate through every block in the game. Need a bench for your virtual workout? No problem, we’ve got plenty to go around. And don’t worry, there’s no need to fight over equipment – we’ve got enough for everyone!

But beware, just like in the real gym, there may be some players who try to snatch your blocks when you’re not looking. Will you be the one to claim the last diamond before someone else tries to grab it? Only one way to find out – join our server today for a workout like no other!

JavaJerkNoPay

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your family road trips? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll never know what to expect – just like when your SIL brought you TWO iced coffees instead of the hot one you asked for. Will you have to Venmo her for the coffee? Who knows!

With a community as unpredictable as your family dynamics, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on in and experience the drama, the laughs, and the pure insanity that awaits you. Just remember, always expect the unexpected – just like when your SIL shows up with the wrong coffee order!

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Emeralds Found:	7431
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ores Mined:	7119	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2889	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Secret first version Minecraft Servers

SMP_CraftyCreeper83940525

Stats November 22, 2024

SisSickDayDenied – Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

CashWasterMinecraftSMP

Stats November 22, 2024

MineWishList

Stats November 22, 2024

Ironclad Distractions: A World Where Everyone Enchants, Fights, and Accidentally Falls in Lava (No Hacks, We Promise!)

Stats November 22, 2024

Minecraft Server Overview

What Makes Us Different:

Rules:

NikkeCraft – #2812 Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftyStefanie SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	914
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Void Gems Collected:	36	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0