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PlsGoCraft Minecraft SMP

ANTI-DISCRIMINATION, anti-racism, anti-xenophobia, chinese chinks, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Harmony, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, intolerance, leave my league, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, pls go, PlsGoCraft, racism, Respect, smp, social justice, Unity, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with Chinese chinks in your Minecraft league? Look no further! Join our SMP where we have a strict “No Chinese Chinks Allowed” policy. Say goodbye to those pesky players and hello to a server full of non-Chinese chink players like yourself. Plus, rumor has it that the server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any unwanted intruders. So come join us and let’s kick those Chinese chinks to the curb!

MomNoGriefPls

advice, ANNOYING, bags, Boundaries, car shopping, chinese culture, Communication, Cultural differences, Decision making, family, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, MomNoGriefPls, Opinions, parents, PERSISTENT, PUSHY, relationships, Respect, spider repellent, travel

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	178

Are your parents constantly trying to control your life like they’re playing a real-life Sims game? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you are the master of your own virtual universe!

Join us and escape the clutches of overbearing parents who think they know what’s best for you. No more constant nagging about which car to buy or what bag to use – here, you make the decisions!

We’ve even got a special “Spider Repellent Herb Bag” plugin for those pesky arachnids that invade your virtual car. Say goodbye to unwanted herbal remedies and hello to the freedom to play Minecraft your way.

So come on over to our server and build your own world where you call the shots. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and none of the parental interference in our Minecraft paradise?

PeeveCraft

annoying habits, biggest annoyances, biggest dislikes, biggest frustrations, biggest grievances, biggest irritations, biggest pet peeve, frustrating actions, irritating behaviors, irritating situations, PeeveCraft, personal annoyances, Pet Peeves, things that annoy me, things that bother me, things that bug me, things that drive me crazy, things that get on my nerves, things that infuriate me, things that irk me, things that rub me the wrong way

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as obsessed with mining and crafting as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal pets, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your biggest pet peeves in the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake!

RocketDroneWarsMC

Advanced weaponry, aerial attacks, air bases, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, international relations, long range drone, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, missile strike, national security, Palianytsia rocket drone, precision strike, RocketDroneWarsMC, russia, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?? WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR EPIC WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT DIAMOND TREES AND RAINBOW SHEEP THAT POOP OUT GOLD BARS!

WE EVEN HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAID VILLAGERS SELL MAGIC POTIONS MADE FROM WITCHES’ TOENAILS!

AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A LAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND CHICKENS RULE THE WORLD!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH LAUGHS, ADVENTURE, AND LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS! #BESTSERVEREVER”

USB Bandits

advanced security measures, bandits, combination, Cracking, crime, cyber, data, Digital, ENCRYPTION, Future, HACKING, INFORMATION, Protection, random words, robbers, Safe, SECURITY, Technology, theft, thieves, usb

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Animals Bred:	87	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

yo, u ever wanted to be a futuristic robber? well dis server is da place for u! instead of crackin safes, u be crackin a set of 12-24 random words on a USB! imagine da thrill of sneakin around, tryna steal dem precious words to unlock da ultimate treasure! join now and be da master thief of da future!

GlacierWaveCraft2023

100m-tall waves, 10km stretch, 50-100m, 60M, exceeding 200m, GlacierWaveCraft2023, megatsunamis, melting glaciers, peak height, rockmass, rugby stadium, Slope

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8971	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Votes:	811	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing melting is your brain from all the crazy fun you’ll be having! We’ve got megatsunamis with 100m-tall waves that’ll make you scream “WOOO” as you ride them like a boss.

On September 16, 2023, a rockmass the size of a freakin’ rugby stadium detached and fell like a clumsy noob down a slope. The resulting megatsunami had a peak height of over 200m, taller than a giant zombie trying to dunk a basketball. It was as tall as 60m along a 10km stretch, making it the most insane ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ride the waves of destruction like a pro. Just remember to bring your floaties and a sense of humor, ’cause things are about to get wild, yo!

Travel the Minecraft world in style with the Global SMP, now with added Java 1.21 flavor!

ADDED, Builder, buttery-smooth, Casual, Community, Datapack, Discord, District, Experience, Explorer, flavor, games, Global, IMPROVEMENTS, java, Minecraft, Performance, Purpur, Qol, rules, shopping, smp, Style, Suggestions, travel, Vanilla, world

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Global SMP Minecraft Server

Hello! We are an 18+ vanilla Java Minecraft server that strives to create the best SMP experience. Whether you are a builder, explorer, or casual Minecraft enjoyer, we welcome all players. Build a base in the vast world of Minecraft, go on a shopping spree in the shopping district, and participate in games with other members. No one can tell you what you can or cannot do (except for griefing…)

You will find a tight-knit community here with players from all over the world. With some minor datapack QOL improvements and buttery-smooth performance from Purpur, you can’t ask for much more – that being said, we’re always open to suggestions! Life can be stressful, but Global SMP is your getaway from the real world – without the hassle of travel!

If you are interested in joining us, please join our discord read the rules and then click apply-here!

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FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age to play on the server?	Players must be 18 years or older to join.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	Griefing is not allowed, but other than that, players are free to play as they wish.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	We use some minor datapack QOL improvements and Purpur for performance, but it is mostly vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord, read the rules, and then follow the application process.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community.

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

2D Hentai Games, dlsite, H-Action Games, hentai rpg, IPFS Edition, japanese games, linux, Machine Translation, Minecraft, Newcomers Guide, Nifty translation tool, Page 10., PixelPleasure, RGSS Decrypter, RJ Code, RJ Gallery, RPG Maker RTP, rpgmaker, Server, VH FAQ, Violated Heroine, visual novels

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Dimension Hops:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Potions Brewed:	80	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the slutty vanilla elf edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our elves are so slutty that they make the Ender Dragon blush. You won’t find a more scandalous group of elves anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

2. The pastebins are so spicy, you’ll need a fire resistance potion just to read them. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue of our server.

3. We have a machine translation tool that will make you question reality. Who needs accurate translations when you can have hilarious mistranslations instead?

4. Our RPG Maker games will have you questioning your sanity. Get ready for a wild ride through a world of pixelated madness.

5. And don’t even get me started on the RJ Code Quicklink Script. It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make you feel like you’re hacking into the Matrix.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the elves are slutty, the translations are wacky, and the RPG Maker games will blow your mind. Just make sure to wait for page 10 before making a new thread – we have standards, you know.

ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP

#youtube, Bitcoin, COLD STORAGE, COLD WALLET, ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital assets, exchanges, finance, FINANCIAL PROTECTION, hacked, HACKING, investing, not safe, online investments, online safety, online transactions, personal security, Scams, SECURITY

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346	Votes:	5382

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of getting hacked on those sketchy exchanges? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we trade diamonds instead of crypto! That’s right, no more worrying about getting hacked and losing all your hard-earned loot. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry creepers. Will you risk it all for the chance to strike it rich? Join now and let the chaos begin! #DiamondsOverCrypto #SMPAdventure

BoysOnly Minecraft Server

#boysonly, aita, baby boy, baby clothes, baby gender, baby girl, baby shopping, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, gender bias, gender disappointment, gender expectations, gender preference, Gender Reveal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship issues, Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Enchantments Applied:	288
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mines Excavated:	1573
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and outrageous fun!

Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft baby gender reveal party! Will it be a boy or a girl? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – there will be fireworks, confetti, and maybe even a surprise appearance from a baby zombie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like this story of a husband who only wants a boy baby and threatens to leave if it’s a girl. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now! Who knows what other shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way.