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SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Votes:	5791
Potions Brewed:	38	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Emeralds Found:	2393
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5896	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Magic Items Found:	2321	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Emeralds Found:	1356	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Crops Grown:	1082	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

Territories SMP

Active, application, creativity, Engineer, Events, Factions, games, inspiration, Kingdom, Minecraft, Points, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Safe Area, Server, smp, Social, Territories, TOWN, Videos, War

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	4007
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Server Overview
Hi there! After hosting several SMP’s over the past few years, I am making an attempt to do a sort of passion project. The server has a few mods but notably the faction mod, which allows for you to claim land as a sort of “safe area” for yourself and others. Factions additionally have “points” which can be increased by completing quests, events, among other things. The team with the most points by server’s end will be the winner. We are looking for players who want to be active, social, and express themselves. Build a kingdom for your team and go to war against others, make a fun little town with a ton of games for all to enjoy, show that you are the greatest engineer with redstone. All are welcome.
Please do note that PVP will be enabled, however you don’t have to be the best PVPer to be added. Creativity, passion, and inspiration is more of a priority as long as you are willing to accept that pvp will occur. Making videos also isn’t a requirement but feel free to do so.
If this kind of server interests you at all the application is linked below for you to fill out. The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. Hope to see you there!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Will there be quests on the server?	A: Yes, there will be quests that players can complete to earn points for their factions.
Q: Is PVP mandatory on the server?	A: PVP will be enabled on the server, but it is not mandatory. Players can choose to participate or not.
Q: Can I make videos on the server?	A: Making videos is not a requirement, but players are welcome to do so if they wish.
Q: How do I apply to join the server?	A: You can fill out the application linked in the server overview above.
Q: When will the server start?	A: The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two.

Regret Neeting Island 1.20.2

1.20.2, giving up, growth, hindsight, ISLAND, isolating, learning, Life, mental health, MISTAKES, neeting, opportunities, Reflection, regret, RELIVE, saving money, second chances, self improvement, self-care, self-doubt, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Towns Built:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Join our Minecraft server and relive your life in a world where regrets don’t exist!

Build your dream castle, explore mystical lands, and battle fierce monsters all while questioning your reality and making mistakes that will make you question everything you thought you knew.

Don’t regret not joining this server sooner, come join us now and experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-shifting, shizo crazy adventure of a lifetime!

What the actual fuck did I just read? But seriously, join now and regret nothing… or everything. Who even knows anymore?