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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 3667 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Animals Bred: | 197 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
Buildings Constructed: | 34 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 143 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of being accused of staring at someone just because you’re doing your job – Enjoy the drama of being called out for doing your duty of care – Witness the chaos of being reprimanded for keeping swimmers safe – Explore the absurdity of being labeled as a creep for simply watching the pool
So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server. Just remember, keep an eye on those swimmers, but not too closely or you might be accused of being a lifeguard gone wild!