| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 1306 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4457 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 6104 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8186 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!
But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.
And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.
So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 3331 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3171 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.
Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 2654 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 179 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Crops Grown: | 7321 |
| Votes: | 3196 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.
But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!
So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 3233 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 598 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 8598 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 64 |
| Crops Grown: | 8465 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!
But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 6554 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 372 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 1588 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Votes: | 9891 |
| Farms Harvested: | 130 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 121 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 8662 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).
But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?
So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9754 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 180 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.
But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!
