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PandemicPro Minecraft Server

Adaptability, baking, Cooking, creativity, diy projects, gardening, Lockdown, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, New skill, online learning, pandemic, PandemicPro, personal growth, productivity, Quarantine, resilience, self improvement, Server, Stress Management, Time management, unexpected skill

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Potions Brewed:	46
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9391	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Have you ever wanted to learn the ancient art of llama whispering? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only will you become a master at building epic structures, but you’ll also become a pro at communicating with llamas!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted pickaxes, and even ride on the back of a flying pig!

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft skills and unlock the secrets of llama whispering, then come join us on the most insane server you’ll ever experience!

CreeperCringeCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	175	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll witness more embarrassing moments than you can shake a diamond sword at! Picture this: a player accidentally mining straight down and falling into a pit of lava, or someone mistaking a creeper for their pet cat and trying to cuddle it. The possibilities for hilarity are endless on our server! So come join us for a good laugh and some epic fails. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (unless it ends up on YouTube).

FossilFoolsMC: COP29 Expansion

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate hosts, climate negotiations, climate policy, climate summit, COP29, COP29 climate, energy policy, environmental impact, environmental policy, expanding fossil fuels, Expansion, fossil fuel expansion, fossil fuel industry, FossilFoolsMC, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, renewable energy

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Towns Built:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be expandin’ fossil fuels like there’s no tomorrow! We got lava pits for days and coal mines deeper than your ex’s love for you.

Our server is so lit, even COP29 climate hosts are like “Dang, these guys are on fire!” Literally, cuz we got so much lava flowin’ around.

Join us and help us destroy the environment in the most epic way possible. Who needs trees when you can have diamond armor, amirite? Let’s keep the fossil fuels burnin’ and the fun never endin’! See you there, or not, cuz you might be too busy savin’ the planet or whatever. #sorrynotsorry #minecraftmadness

BioChainCraft

Ancestry, BioChainCraft, biology, chain, continuity, Dna, Evolution, evolutionary process, Existence, generations, genetic makeup, genetics, heritage, History, Inheritance, Life, lineage, long tail, Origin, Reproduction, species

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Alien Abductions:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Yo, listen up! Join our cray cray Minecraft server and be part of the most epic adventure of all time! Imagine this: you are the offspring of a long line of creatures who have been doin’ the dirty for billions of years. That’s right, you are the result of some serious biological shenanigans that have been going on since the dawn of time!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure caves filled with diamonds the size of your head. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the meaning of life while you’re at it. Or at least find a really cool hat for your character. The possibilities are endless, my friend. Let’s do this!

NinjaCraft Server: The Competent Gamers

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

Are you tired of playing on servers where the players couldn’t ninja their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of ninjas who are actually skilled at Minecraft! They can build a castle faster than you can say “shuriken” and mine diamonds with their eyes closed.

Join our server for the chance to learn from the best of the best, hone your ninja skills, and maybe even discover your own hidden ninja talents. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground ninja village where players can test their agility and stealth in epic parkour challenges.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server run by ninja masters? Come join us and unleash your inner ninja!

SnowyPixel Minecraft Server

Adversity, athletic prowess, boxing, Competition, discrimination, Drama, fat white loser, great white hope, heavyweight champion, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racism, Redemption, Server, SnowyPixel, Social Issues, society, sports, Struggle, triumph, Underdog, white privilege

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	166	Star Shards Collected:	149
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Are you tired of being a skinny loser in Minecraft? Well, come join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server and embrace your inner chunkiness! Our server is filled with endless buffets of virtual food to chow down on, so you can finally achieve that perfect round shape you’ve always dreamed of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Pig, a pig that can breakdance like nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance the Disco Pig, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted bacon strip.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Land of Llamas, where the llamas wear top hats and monocles and engage in sophisticated conversations about quantum physics. Who knew llamas were such intellectuals?

So what are you waiting for? Join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server today and let the madness begin!

PiratePlayzCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	3825	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got pirates, matey! Like, everywhere you look, there be pirates sailin’ the high seas and diggin’ for treasure. And get this, our server mascot is a freakin’ pirate too! Arrr!

But wait, there’s more! We got secret hidden islands with buried treasure, haunted pirate ships that you can explore, and even a giant kraken that you can battle for epic loot. And don’t even get me started on the pirate parties we throw every weekend, complete with grog and dancing!

So if you wanna join the craziest pirate-themed Minecraft server around, come aboard and set sail with us. Just watch out for those pesky parrots, they’re always up to no good. Arrr!

Nations in minecraft, where players build empires with swords and silly hats

Army, Army Battle, Branch of the guild, BUILD, bustling towns, Civilization, Civilization Simulation, Clan Artemis, Community, Discord, Empires, Events, Farming, Friends, guild, guild member, guildman, hats, Minecraft, Nations, Players, Prestige, PvP, Rich, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, silly, Swords, Towns

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5543	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Star Shards Collected:	151	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive guild, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your guildmen in their own endeavors, building community and prestige. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a branch of the guild, become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon! Discord

Description

Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive guild, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your guildmen in their own endeavors, building community and prestige. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a branch of the guild, become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon! Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in the server.
Is there a specific theme or setting for the server?	Yes, the server aims to simulate civilization in minecraft, allowing players to become part of guilds, grow their power, and engage in various activities.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, the server hosts events regularly to keep the gameplay experience exciting and engaging for all players.
Can I just join the server and play casually?	Absolutely! Whether you want to actively participate in guild activities or simply enjoy a peaceful life of farming, there is room for all playstyles on the server.

/pol/raft Minecraft Server

Alt-Right, community engagement, conservative values, Cultural preservation, current events, ethnonationalism, free speech, identity politics, internet communities, Minecraft, nationalist movements, online activism, online forums, POL, political discussions, Politics, polraft, racial demographics, racial identity, Server, Social Issues, white nationalism, WHITE PRIDE

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Buildings Constructed:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.

Earthworm Jim’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3077
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, you’ll find daily reminders to mine those diamonds, mandatory study time on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a real-time trading system where you can trade your emeralds for epic loot.

But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!

Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!

Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!