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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9542 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 61 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Join us and escape the real-life craziness of managing a band, planning a music festival, and dealing with a verbally abusive husband. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build your house out of dirt or cobblestone.
Forget about being rated a 2/10 or having someone wish you’d turn around during sex – on our server, you’re a solid 11/10 and everyone wants to team up with you for epic adventures.
So come on over and leave the real world behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the madness. Plus, we have virtual cookies! (Disclaimer: virtual cookies may not actually be edible)