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  • Minecraft SMP – /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2126 – The Blocky Bonanza

    Minecraft SMP – /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2126 – The Blocky Bonanza
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 5510
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Runes Activated: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

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    Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP where the motto is “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”! Join us for a wild ride filled with anime models, furry threads (if you can find them), and a whole lot of questionable resources.

    Need a guide on avatars? We got you covered with VCC tutorials that will blow your mind (and maybe something else). Want to move your playspace like a pro? Check out OpenVR Advanced Settings and get ready to teleport like a boss.

    But wait, there’s more! Simplify your toggles and animations with VRC Fury, set up SPS sockets automatically with Wholesome SPS configurator, and make some funny noises with Custom PCS and LMS. And don’t forget to enable various facial expressions with ComboGestureExpressions – because who doesn’t want to emote with their hands?

    Feeling adventurous? Connect your CoIP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, get NSFW with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3 pointers, and update your shader game with Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40. And if you’re feeling extra frisky, give yourself some jiggling titties or a floppy cock with the Physbones tutorial – because why not?

    Join us for upcoming events like Boy Meat on August 10th and Speed Mating™ on August 24th. It’s gonna be a blast, trust us.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of Minecraft madness and see where the virtual reality takes you. Just remember, things might get a little…unexpected.

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  • NephewStinksNoMore

    NephewStinksNoMore
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 4198
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Animals Bred: 119
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being surrounded by stinky players on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further! Join our server and say goodbye to body odor for good!

    We understand the struggles of puberty and body changes, which is why we offer a wide range of virtual deodorants, body washes, and sprays for your character to use. No more worrying about your virtual hygiene, we got you covered!

    Join now and experience the transformation from stinky to stylish in the virtual world. Don’t let body odor hold you back from conquering the Minecraft universe. Say no to stink, say yes to our server!

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  • ChaosCraft 1%

    ChaosCraft 1%
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 7896
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Emeralds Found: 6468 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will take your gaming experience to the next level? Look no further than our server, where adding just 1% to anything can cause total chaos!

    Join us and watch as adding 1% more TNT to your explosions turns your peaceful village into a crater-filled wasteland. Or add 1% more creepers to the game and see your friends run for their lives as they’re bombarded by green, hissing monsters.

    But that’s not all – on our server, adding 1% more diamonds to your inventory will actually turn them into explosive diamond blocks that will blow up everything in a 10-block radius. And don’t even get us started on what happens when you add 1% more lava to a volcano… let’s just say things get heated real quick.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly laughing at the chaos unfolding around you, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, even adding just 1% can lead to total madness.

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  • PutinPartyInMexico

    PutinPartyInMexico
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 7581
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 25
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 133 Secret Passages Found: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this epic minecraft server where we got mexican officials tryna arrest putin from russia while he’s on vacation in ukraine. like, what even is happening, right? but yo, on this server, we got crazy events like this happenin’ all the time. you never know what’s gonna go down next, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and madness. join us if you wanna experience the most outrageous and unpredictable minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. let’s get this party started, baby!

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  • CraftyCannaLand: No Rx Stim Boost

    CraftyCannaLand: No Rx Stim Boost
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 7331
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Crops Grown: 6262

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up like a recreational cannabis party every day! no need for prescription stimulants cuz we’re too busy building epic castles and mining for diamonds. forget about that controversial link between cannabis and schizophrenia, we’re all about good vibes and pixelated adventures. our state-of-the-art recreational cannabis policies will have you crafting like a pro in no time. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of minecraft!

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  • Funny Fonnexia Network: Now with 1.21 times the craziness!

    Funny Fonnexia Network: Now with 1.21 times the craziness!
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 4717
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7434 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Animals Bred: 117 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

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    Description Information
    Server Name Fonnexia
    Server Location Sweden
    Features
    IP Fonnexia.se
    Discord https://discord.gg/tbTBApJpqd

    FAQ

    1. Can I join the server if I don’t speak Swedish?

    Yes, everyone is welcome to play on our server regardless of language.

    2. How can I create or join a town?

    To create or join a town, you can use the Towny plugin in-game. Simply follow the instructions provided in the plugin menu.

    3. Are there any custom items on the server?

    Yes, we have custom items available for players to use. These items may have unique abilities or attributes.

    4. Can I earn Tokens on the server?

    Yes, you can earn Tokens through various activities on the server such as completing quests, participating in events, or winning competitions.

    5. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord server or in-game.

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  • MatzahCraft Minecraft Server

    MatzahCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 3257
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 126 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 722788 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

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    Are you tired of dealing with Jewish Pseudo-Intellectuals trying to brainwash you into communism on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can safely discuss the powerful ideology of national socialism without fear of being silenced by the (((teaching))) types. Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and outrageousness as we navigate through the wacky world of Minecraft with a sprinkle of conspiracy theories and a dash of humor. So come on, join us and let’s show those scheming intellectuals who’s boss in the virtual world!

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  • SMPdown – The Ding Dong Diddly Minecraft SMP

    SMPdown – The Ding Dong Diddly Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 7156
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Magic Items Found: 8341 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9

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    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, on a server far, far away, there was a player named Bob. Bob was just minding his own business, tending to his crops, when suddenly a herd of creepers descended upon his farm. But instead of blowing up his precious crops, they started breakdancing and singing “Creeper, aw man!” Bob was so entertained that he decided to join in and soon enough, they formed a creeper dance crew that took the server by storm.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by none other than a group of dancing skeletons? You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton bust a move to some funky beats.

    So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in all of Minecraft. Who needs sIopdown when you can have a ding dong diddly good time with us?

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  • FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server

    FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 4606
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 36
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws putting floaties and goggles on your daughter every time she goes swimming? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we don’t even allow floaties or goggles in-game because we want you to swim freely like a Minecraft fish!

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!

    So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!

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  • Daddy’s Diamond Dating – Minecraft Server

    Daddy’s Diamond Dating – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 5979
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Runes Activated: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 105
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 69 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama like a pro! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget about all the awkwardness in real life.

    🌌 Explore our virtual universe and discover the wonders of space just like Kyle and his awesome telescope! Who needs homecoming dances when you can gaze at nebulas and galaxies with your new Minecraft buddies?

    🪐 Don’t worry about creepy dads trying to set you up on dates, here on our server, the only thing you’ll be dating is your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and build incredible structures with your friends.

    🚀 So, if you’re looking for a place to hang out, make new friends, and have a blast without any awkward encounters, then join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s out of this world! 😉 #MinecraftGoals #NoDramaJustBlocks

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