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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 5449 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 7489 | New Chunks Explored: | 156133 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
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