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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 3714 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6171 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!
we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!
not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!
so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!
