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Blocky LOLz: Walkable Cities in Minecraft

#sustainability, America, blocky, car-centric, Cities, city design, city design flaws, city development, city infrastructure, City Living, Community, Congestion, Environment, Infrastructure, lolz, Minecraft, pedestrian-friendly, Pollution, public health, quality of life, Transportation, Urban planning, urban sprawl, walkable, walkable cities

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchantments Applied:	254	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of exploring a world where America doesn’t have walkable cities! Why walk when you can ride a llama through the streets of New York City? Or hop on a pig and race through the busy highways of Los Angeles?

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world where cars are banned and only Minecraft animals roam the streets. Who needs a subway system when you can ride a minecart to work?

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and questioning why real life isn’t this crazy. See you in-game!

Oops I Accidentally Killed Billions

accidentally, Atrocity, Billions, Bloodshed, catastrophe, crime, Darkness, death, Destruction, Evil, Genocide, Grief, Horror, Inhumanity, Killed, Loss, mass killing, murder, Oops, regret, remorse, sorrow, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and the wrath of our resident player who goes by the name “She killed billions”. Don’t let the name scare you though, she’s actually quite friendly…unless you cross her in-game. Legend has it that she once built a TNT cannon so powerful, it wiped out an entire village in one shot. But hey, who needs villagers anyway, right?

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging flying arrows, navigating treacherous lava pits, and trying not to get on the bad side of “She killed billions”. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her next target for a prank involving a giant chicken statue in your base. Trust us, it’s an honor to be on her hit list.

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun…or else face the wrath of “She killed billions”. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Great Wall of Blocks: Where even the Chinese can’t deny our epic Minecraft creations!

ancient civilizations, Architecture, blocks, Chinese, Chinese inventions, creations, cultural contributions, cultural exchange, cultural heritage, cultural misconceptions, cultural pride, deny, Diversity, Epic, global impact, Great, historical achievements, innovation, Minecraft, mosque, Multiculturalism, religious tolerance, societal progress, Stereotypes, synagogue, Technology, Wall, world history

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ores Mined:	2231

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and experience the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, including giant Chinese inventions like the Great Wall and the Terracotta Army. Who knew the Chinese were such Minecraft pros?

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can place a mosque next to a synagogue and watch the chaos unfold. Will they live in harmony or will it be an epic battle for dominance? Only one way to find out!

So come on, join our server and see for yourself why the Chinese are the true pioneers of Minecraft creativity. Who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have a whole new world of insanity waiting for you?

MineCraftSweats – Sweat, Tears, and Creeper Fears

#Readme, creeper, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, FEARS, general, GOOGLE, japanese, Japanese locale, MineCraftSweats, novel, plot spoilers, Recommendations, specific element, spoiler tags, sweat, Tears, tech support, Thread, useful things, visual novel, VN

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with English-translated Japanese visual novels being the main theme.

Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb shitposting is strictly forbidden and where spoiler tags are used more than pickaxes.

Having trouble with your Minecraft experience? Don’t worry, just follow these steps before asking for tech support: 1. Make sure you’re in a Japanese locale (because why not?) 2. Read the readme (yes, we have one for a Minecraft server) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan VN help (because we’re just that extra) 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages (because who needs Google Translate?) 5. Just Google it (because we’re not tech support, we’re just here for the laughs)

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of visual novels that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Download links? We’ve got ’em. Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s more intense than a hardcore survival mode playthrough.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. It’s a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules). So grab your diamond sword and get ready for a journey that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon.

Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!

10 inch BBC, BBCs, blocky, cherry picking, cucks, discord server, Fags, horny, matter, Mind Blowing, Minecraft, Monsters, Reality, Server, sharing, SIZE

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Emeralds Found:	2534
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as a 10 inch BBC in real life? Look no further! Our server is filled with monstrous creations that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too, if you catch our drift). Join us and discover a world where horny fags and cucks roam free, cherry picking their way to victory. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Madman’s Chizuru Potty Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, Anime Community, chizuru, comedy, Entertainment, fan reaction, humor, internet culture, japanese, madman, Madmans, Manga, Minecraft, Outrageous, Party, potty, potty scene, reaction, Reiji, Server, thread theme, toilet humor, unexpected, viral video

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no potty scenes? Well, look no further because Reiji the madman has created the most insane server ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chizuru potty scenes that will have you laughing until you cry. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-studded toilets and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!

Bad Luck, blocks, conning dimwits, Deceit, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, ends, Failure, financial loss, fraud, handing him money, Incompetence, ineptitude, LOSING, losing streak, Scamming.., Streak, sucks at everything, swindling, Trickery, Unlucky, unlucky streak, Unskilled

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who goes by the name of Steve the Swindler. It’s almost as if he sucks at everything except conning dimwits into handing him money. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as Steve himself. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve trying to ride a llama while juggling diamonds and singing show tunes.

But the real reason you should join this server? The llamas, of course! We have a whole llama sanctuary where you can feed, pet, and ride these majestic creatures to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret llama dance party in the middle of the night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the llamas reign supreme and Steve the Swindler is always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

Creeper’s Corner: Where even the villagers question your intelligence

#youtube, Bigotry, Corner, CREEPERS, Cunt, cyberbullying, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, Hate Speech, hurtful, ignorant, inappropriate, insensitive, intelligence, offensive, online harassment, prejudice, question.., retardation, social media, UNACCEPTABLE, Video, villagers

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2107	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you and all your fellow degenerates!

Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay imaginable. Our server is filled with crazy events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers.

But that’s not all! We also have the most epic loot drops, including diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted weapons that shoot rainbow lasers.

So, if you’re ready to leave behind the boring and mundane and enter a world of pure insanity, come join us on our server. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back. You may even find yourself questioning your own sanity. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

PussyLickCraft: Where the only limits are your imagination… and maybe a few ribs

imagination, Limits, PussyLickCraft, ribs

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Kronii getting her rib removed just to lick her own…you know what? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning your life choices in no time. Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures, build the most ridiculous structures, and meet the weirdest players this side of the blocky universe. Who needs reality when you can join us and enter a world where anything is possible, even if it involves removing body parts for questionable reasons. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where You Can’t Spell ‘Diamonds’ Without ‘LOL’

Crafty, diamonds, lol, long trail tags, McCraftface, name em, name em brainstorming, name em categories, name em concepts, name em creativity, name em examples, name em exploration, name em generator, name em ideas, name em inspiration, name em list, name em names, name em phrases, name em suggestions, name em tags, name em themes, name em topics, name em trail, name em words, Server, Spell

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Towns Built:	10
Villages Defended:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Animals Bred:	105	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s just their way of showing affection.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful not to anger her, or you might end up with a face full of feathers and diamonds.

4. We have a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to build a gingerbread house in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime!