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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 9522 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
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