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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 7495 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 34 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 98 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.
So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!
