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DocFail Minecraft Server

anecdote, Diagnosis, DocFail, Doctor, dumb, error, Experience, funny, Healthcare, Hospital, Incompetence, malpractice, Medical, Medical advice, Minecraft, Misdiagnosis, mistake, patient, physician, Ridiculous, Server, Treatment, Visit

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are so dumb, they once tried to cure a creeper by giving it a flu shot! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilariously incompetent medical staff anywhere else in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to survive a visit to our hospital, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest medical adventures in Minecraft!

Server OutageCraft

breakdown, computers, cyber attack, DiSRuPtiON, Explanation, Global, internet, IT, IT crisis, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Server, Servers, system failure, Technical Difficulties, Technology, Troubleshooting, worldwide IT Outage

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Villages Defended:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that crash more often than a clumsy Enderman? Look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t handle the heat!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out for control of the server. Will Steve finally defeat his arch-nemesis or will Herobrine unleash chaos upon the land? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Will you be the lucky one to stumble upon this elusive creature and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for exploding chickens and lava-filled swimming pools along the way!

CraftyCreeper: EthnicCleansingFun

Accountability, accusations, atrocities, Condemnation, CraftyCreeper, ethnic cleansing, EthnicCleansingFun, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICJ, International Court of Justice, international law, investigation, Israel, Justice, Middle East conflict, organized massacres, peacekeeping efforts, president, Terror, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Emeralds Found:	832

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the president of ICJ be accusing Israel of some wild stuff like ‘ethnic cleansing by terror and organized massacres’. But don’t worry, our server ain’t got none of that drama, just good ol’ block building fun! Plus, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs giving out diamonds like candy. So come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Up-ocalypse

abstract concept, Beyond, beyond comprehension, beyond limits, Deep thinking, Endless, Existence, Existing, Exploration, Far.., Infinity, perspective, philosophy, point, Space, STOP, theoretical physics, Transcendence, travel, up, Upocalypse

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Alien Abductions:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Star Shards Collected:	60

lol come join dis server where up is down and down is up, u will be so confuzed u wont know which way is which. our server is so crazy, even gravity doesnt know what to do.

one time, a player tried to dig straight up and ended up in a parallel universe where pigs could talk and zombies danced the cha-cha. true story bro.

join now and experience the mind-bending madness of our server. just remember, once u go up, u may never come back down.

NoRestNoStressMC

brain activity, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, controlling emotions, coping with stress, emotional health, emotional regulation, harmful functional changes, later bedtimes, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, negative emotions, neuroscience, NoRestNoStressMC, Shorter sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep research, Stress Management

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Votes:	5243
Meteorites Collected:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, if u don’t, ur brain gonna turn into mush like a zombie in da game. dis server gonna make u sleep less and stay up way past ur bedtime, but in a totally awesome way.

we got so much action goin on, ur brain gonna be workin overtime tryna cope with all da stress of tryna survive in dis wild world. but don’t worry, we got ur back with all da fun and games to distract u from da negative emotions.

so come on and join us, cuz who needs sleep when u can have a blast in dis epic minecraft server!

CircaCraft Minecraft Server

Adygea, Black sea, Caucasian, CircaCraft, Circassians, culture, customs, diaspora, diaspora communities, ethnic group, folklore, Genocide, History, Jordan, Krasnodar, Language, Minecraft, North Caucasus, Religion, russia, Server, Syria, Traditions, turkey

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the Circassians.

Legend has it that the Circassians were actually ancient Minecraft warriors who roamed the lands, building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Rumor has it that their leader was a master builder who could create entire cities with just a snap of his fingers. And now, their legacy lives on in our server!

Join us and you’ll be able to explore the mysterious ruins left behind by the Circassians, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even learn their ancient building techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of the Circassian leader, rumored to have the power to defeat any mob in a single blow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with the legendary Circassians!

Pixel Poop Minecraft Server

Censorship, Conspiracy, critical thinking, Cyber Security, digital warfare, enterprise computer, fake news, government control, information warfare, internet sabotage, lefty raiders, Minecraft, online deception, PIXEL, POL, political manipulation, Poop, Poos break, porn, Propaganda, psyops, Server, shilling, technology malfunction.

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of getting shilled on /pol/ while trying to play Minecraft? Look no further! Our server has a 95% shill-free guarantee, leaving only half-assed lefty “raiders” to deal with. Say goodbye to psyops and porn – we’ve got a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to shady internet behavior. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Come see for yourself!

CousinsCraft Minecraft Server

activities, Annual, aunt, Board Games, cousins, CousinsCraft, cultural views, decision, Entertainment, exclusion, family, Grandparents, Karaoke, Kids, mental capacity, Minecraft, parents, Server, Siblings, sleepover, South Asian-American, tradition, Upset

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33

Are you tired of dealing with annoying relatives who ruin your fun? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family sleepovers! No more whining, no more crying, just pure gaming bliss with your online buddies.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky little cousins interrupting your peace. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build epic structures without any distractions.

Say goodbye to Connect 4 and hello to epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Join us and let your imagination run wild as you explore new realms and conquer challenges with your online pals.

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and leave all the chaos behind. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual fun with like-minded players? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a drama-free environment.

RecycleRageCraft

aita, Asshole, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disagreement, Etiquette, family, full bin, misunderstanding, neighbor, Neighborhood, neighborly behavior, Party, recycle bin, RecycleRageCraft, recycling, recycling etiquette, social norms

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1458	Farms Harvested:	355
Magic Items Found:	4017	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your real-life neighbors and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled neighbors!

Join us and build your own virtual neighborhood where you can fill your bins with as much recycling as you want without any judgment. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build the ultimate fortress to keep out any pesky neighbors trying to steal your resources.

And if you ever feel like venting about your real-life neighbor drama, our community is here to listen and offer support (and maybe even some virtual revenge ideas). So come join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and neighborly shenanigans!

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

aftermath, Community, consequences, coping, DefendCraft, Experience, healing, Justice, Killed, Legal, Life, mental health, Minecraft, perspective, redditor, Reflection, self defense, self-defense laws, Server, Support, Survival, Trauma

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life? Looking for some excitement and adventure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master builder, explorer, and warrior all in one!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Redditor appears! But don’t worry, because on our server, you’ll have the skills to defend yourself and come out on top. Who knew that playing Minecraft could prepare you for real-life self-defense situations?

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where anything is possible. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters – all while making new friends and laughing at outrageous stories like the one about the Redditor who killed a person for self-defense. Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft server out there!