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| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 9074 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Farms Harvested: | 925 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can dance. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?
but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust me, it’s a clucking good time.
oh, and get this, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking squid. i know, it sounds fishy, but it’s totally legit.
so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? it’s like a dream come true, except you’re not actually dreaming. or are you? who even knows anymore, man. just join and let the madness begin!
