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Minecraft SMP: PointyMcPointFace

anticipation, Competition, Defeat, determination, EXCITEMENT, fired up, Focus, foreigners, IN THE POINTS, International, Minecraft, motivation, no longer laughing, PointyMcPointFace, Preparation, Ready, smp, sp, sports, strategy, Teams, teamwork, Victory

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our annual “Chicken Jousting” tournament where players ride chickens and try to knock each other off with sticks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive events like Creeper Dodgeball and Ender Dragon Egg Toss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our insane world of Minecraft madness!

BabyBlockParty

aita, anxiety attack, Baby name, BabyBlockParty, Boundaries, Communication, coping mechanism, friend’s baby, friend’s kid, healing, little one, mental health, Nickname, ptsd, PTSD trigger, suggestion, Support, Therapy, Trauma, trigger word, Understanding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9101
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Animals Bred:	66	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of emotions and triggers, just like this player’s friend naming their baby a trigger word! But don’t worry, we’ve got therapy sessions in-game to help you cope with any PTSD triggers.

Come on in and experience the chaos of trying to navigate friendships while dealing with past trauma. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new nickname for yourself that doesn’t send you into a full-blown anxiety attack! Join now and let the triggering adventures begin!

BoomTownCraft

A bomb, BoomTownCraft, commemoration, controversy, Diplomacy, exclusion, global peace efforts, hiroshima, historical event, international relations, Israel, Mayor, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, peace ceremony, Peacebuilding, political statement, Remembrance, war survivors, world war II

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	299
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

so, like, this server is like the bomb, man. not like a-bomb, but like the bomb diggity. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, seriously, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s wild, man.

and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we’re totally cool with it. it’s all part of the fun, you know?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic. you can ride it while dodging lava and fireballs. it’s a real adrenaline rush, let me tell ya.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those laser-shooting cows, they’re a real trip.

CraftyQueers

acceptance, athleticism, Community, Competition, CraftyQueers, dating scene, Dedication, Diversity, fit people, Gay, interests, LGBTQ, love, Olympic athlete, Passion, perseverance, pride, relationships, romance, sports

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Towns Built:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

are you tired of being surrounded by normies in other minecraft servers? come join our server where only the most fabulous gay Olympic athletes are allowed! imagine building your dream castle with a bunch of ripped hunks in speedos, all while discussing the latest gossip from the Olympic village.

our server is filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn horses, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away. not to mention, our diamond swords are bedazzled with Swarovski crystals for that extra touch of glamour.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the fabulousness of being a gay Olympic athlete in the world of minecraft! who knows, you might even find your soulmate while mining for diamonds.

SpermlessAI – 100% Accurate Infertility Predictor

Accurate, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, diagnostic testing., genetic testing, Healthcare Technology, infertility, infertility diagnosis, male infertility, male reproductive system, medical breakthrough, non-obstructive azoospermia, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, predictive accuracy, predictive analytics, predictive modeling, predictive testing, Predictor, reproductive health, semen analysis, SpermlessAI

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

so, like, this minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz our AI can predict if you gonna have baby-making problems with just a blood test. no need for semen, dude. like, it’s crazy accurate, like 100% accurate, in predicting if you gonna have, like, super severe male infertility.

join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.

EconomySMP

Economy, Survival, Survival Economy Cracked Countries Civilization War Building PvP Towny Quests Events Roleplay Custom Plugins Community Adventure Trading Mining Crafting Farming, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4495
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Towns Built:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

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MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mines Excavated:	3892	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!