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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 3946 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
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