Players: |
95/300 |
Uptime: |
98% |
Rating: |
4.6 / 5 |
Cursed Lands Purified: |
10 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: |
3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: |
1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: |
445 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: |
8 |
Epic Shields Constructed: |
35 |
Legendary Titles Earned: |
3 |
Meteorites Collected: |
4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: |
1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: |
46 |
Falling into the Void: |
0 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: |
1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: |
1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: |
4 |
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