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CaesarCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft Caesar! That’s right, you can rule over your own virtual empire and lead your people to greatness.

But wait, there’s more! We have a unique political system where you can rise to power by presenting yourself as a Populist candidate. Subvert the democratic process and become the ultimate ruler of the server. And don’t worry about getting kicked out of the party, just rely on the support of the people and start a class war!

But that’s not all, gain positions that interact with the military and build up your army for when true SHTF happens. Convince the military to join your side and become the ultimate Minecraft dictator.

Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness. Who knew politics could be so fun in a virtual world?

Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

DadTaxiDeniedCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your ex? Look no further! Join our server where we promise drama, chaos, and a whole lot of fun!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.

And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

Asian Markets, bear market, crashes, economic downturn, Economy, finance, financial crisis, Global markets, Investment, market, Minecraft, Nikkei, NikkeiCraft, Panic, recession, sell off, Server, stock exchange, stock market, stock prices, stocks, Trading, volatility

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93
Dimension Hops:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

come join our minecraft server where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally ride your pig off a cliff! we’ve got more chaos than the Nikkei stock market, with players running around like headless chickens trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But watch out, because our mobs are more ruthless than a bear market, ready to trample your stocks and leave you crying in a corner. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can survive the craziness that is our minecraft server. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the creepers.

NikkeiCraft – Drop It Like It’s Hot!

Asia, bear market, Drop, Economy, financial crisis, Global, History, hot, Investment, Japan, market, Nikkei stock index, NikkeiCraft, panic selling, recession, record-breaking, shares, stock market, stocks, Trading, trading floor, volatility

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	1745
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

OMG, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server??? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Join now for a chance to win a million diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil creepers!

This server is so epic, even Japan’s Nikkei stock index couldn’t handle the excitement and dropped over 4,000 points! It was the biggest drop in history, but who cares when you can build a castle made of cheese and ride a flying pig into the sunset?

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you should just go play with some dirt blocks or something.

MineBet Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Towns Built:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be gambling with is creepers blowing up your house! We’ve got more slot machines than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and our new machines are so hot they’ll make the Nether jealous.

Join us for a chance to win virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams, or just to laugh at your friends when they accidentally fall into a pit of lava. And don’t worry about problem gambling, because if you start to feel the urge to bet your entire stack of diamonds, just call 1-800-GAMBLER and we’ll send a team of virtual therapists to help you out.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the good times roll (and the dice, and the slot machine reels, and maybe even a few TNT explosions)!

”’/BritCraft SMP”’

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1050
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than wee rorke edish! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats! Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper llamas and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious floating island where the rarest of mobs roam free. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame a flying pig and ride it to the top of the island, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join wee rorke edish today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Under $100 SMP Lifechanger

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4168	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	392	Void Gems Collected:	40
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and embark on a journey like no other. Build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle ferocious mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Pigman King who rules over the land with an iron fist (or hoof, in this case). Defeat him in battle and claim his crown as your own, becoming the ultimate ruler of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Make the life-changing purchase of joining our Minecraft SMP today for under $100 and prepare to have your mind blown!

PixelatedMidlifeCrisis

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3847	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated shenanigans and virtual adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and decided to give it a go. Little did they know, they would soon find themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. But fear not, for our player emerged victorious, with feathers flying everywhere and a newfound appreciation for the absurdity of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to build your dream castle, ride a pig into battle, and even engage in epic dance-offs with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual world, just waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find that the key to surviving your 40s is hidden somewhere in the pixelated madness of our server.

CraftyCrashCraft: Nikkei225

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	790	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magic Items Found:	4042	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

come join our minecraft server where the only thing plunging is your expectations of reality! our server is so lit that even the Nikkei 225 index is shaking in its boots. why worry about world markets when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your pals?

join us and watch as the US economy trembles in fear of how awesome our server is. who needs stocks and bonds when you can have diamonds and emeralds? come on, don’t be a square, join us now and let’s make minecraft great again!