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  • BayernCraft Minecraft Server

    BayernCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the transfer saga of the century! Imagine if Kompany actually left Burnley for Bayern but for less money – that’s the kind of unpredictable chaos you can expect on our server. Who needs logic when you have the thrill of not knowing what will happen next? Join now for a rollercoaster ride of twists, turns, and mind-boggling decisions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bottoms Up Craft

    Bottoms Up Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event where players have to sell the bottom of their pickaxes to a mysterious NPC in exchange for rare loot! Who needs a bottom of a pickaxe anyway, am I right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic jousting matches. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at another chicken with a lance.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman who just wants to let loose and have a good time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next pickaxe-selling champion or Chicken Jousting master!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blockchainlink: Where even the creepers know to HODL since August 2020!

    Blockchainlink: Where even the creepers know to HODL since August 2020!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of missing out on epic opportunities like not selling your Chainlink when it was $20 in August 2020? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make sure you never miss out on anything ever again! Join us and experience a world where the only blow off top you’ll see is when your mind is blown by all the crazy adventures and treasures waiting for you. Don’t let FOMO get the best of you, join our server now and start living your best virtual life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and His Pet Creeper

    Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and His Pet Creeper

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of missing out on epic gains in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of selling early and never regretting it…except for that one time when it did a measly 2x after you sold. But hey, that’s just a minor setback in the grand scheme of things!

    Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, where you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably rage quit at least once. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, outrageous reasons to stay, and of course, plenty of epic gains to be had. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime…or at least until the next server update.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Cash Cows: Where $40 Can Buy You a Whole Lot of Blocks!

    Crafty Cash Cows: Where $40 Can Buy You a Whole Lot of Blocks!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending your hard-earned cash on boring stuff like food and bills? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and turn that $40 into a virtual empire of diamond blocks and gold-plated creepers!

    On our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Bacon Sword, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and even ride a flying pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. And the best part? All of this can be yours for the low, low price of $40!

    So say goodbye to boring real-life expenses and hello to a world of infinite possibilities in Minecraft. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the richest and most powerful player in the land. Trust us, your wallet will thank you (even if your parents won’t).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty McCraftface: ‘Will you buy?’ – A server where diamonds are the new currency!

    Crafty McCraftface: ‘Will you buy?’ – A server where diamonds are the new currency!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for the chance to battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that never breaks! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a land of endless cake and ice cream!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Will you buy into the madness?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 1.21 Vanilla SMP – Whitelisted… because even creepers have standards

    1.21 Vanilla SMP – Whitelisted… because even creepers have standards

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type SMP Java Server
    Number of Players 5-15 on at a time
    IP play.lifeswipesmp.com

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, add ihben on discord and request to be whitelisted.

    Is the server open to all players?

    Yes, the server welcomes all players, including those returning to the game after a break.

    What can I expect from the server experience?

    The server offers a small community of players working together to develop a unique world. There are opportunities for collaboration and creativity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TransCraft Minecraft Server

    TransCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day with no luck? Well, on our server, you’ll have a 99.9% chance of finding diamonds within the first 5 minutes! And if you don’t, a cute trans girl will personally come and give you a diamond as a consolation prize. Who needs luck when you have a cute trans girl on your side?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a unicorn. And rumor has it, if you defeat the Ender Dragon, a cute trans girl will appear and grant you three wishes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to have your wildest dreams come true in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixelated Pleasure: Minecraft SMP Edition

    Pixelated Pleasure: Minecraft SMP Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in Operation: C.U.N.N.Y. Edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off.

    Why should you join? Well, we have a secret underground controlnet that only the bravest of players can navigate. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure at the end guarded by a giant chicken named Clucky. Will you be the one to claim it?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with ComfyUI, a node-based system that will make your Minecraft experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. And don’t forget about our exclusive Block Merging feature, where you can combine blocks to create the most outrageous structures imaginable.

    Need a break from mining and crafting? Check out our collection of Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content. From majestic ponies to celebrity look-alikes, we’ve got it all.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us in Operation: C.U.N.N.Y. Edition and let the madness begin! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MILcraftMadness

    MILcraftMadness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! If you thought dealing with your in-laws was tough, just wait until you step foot into our virtual world.

    Join us and escape the clutches of your mother-in-law who keeps track of your every move like a Minecraft stalker. She won’t be able to nag you about spending time with your own family when you’re too busy building epic structures and exploring the vast lands of our server.

    On our server, you can finally have the backbone you’ve always wanted and tell your mother-in-law that you’re busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds with your partner. No more rota of how you spend your weekends – unless it involves battling creepers and conquering dungeons, of course.

    And forget about being forced to watch TV downstairs all the time. On our server, you can chill wherever you want, whether it’s in a cozy underground base or a majestic castle in the sky. Your mother-in-law won’t be able to kick up a fuss when you’re too busy crafting the ultimate Minecraft empire.

    So come join us on this wild ride and show your in-laws who’s boss in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). It’s time to game on and leave the real-life drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP