We got blocks that look way better than any weird boobs you’ve seen, trust me.
Plus, you won’t have to listen to your coworkers drooling over women anymore.
Come join us and feel the excitement of building and crafting without any weird feelings getting in the way.
Who needs lust when you have diamonds, am I right?
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle epic mobs all while pulling off some sneaky moves like our girl here who outsmarted her bully to secure her spot in the Erasmus program. Talk about next level gaming skills!
Join our server and experience the thrill of outsmarting your enemies, just like our protagonist did. Who needs a high level English certification when you have the power of strategy and cunning on your side?
So come on, join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft moments together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come out on top like our hero in this crazy real-life story. See you in the game!
Just like the guy at the party who made up facts left and right, our server is full of players who love to spout nonsense and act like they know it all. But here’s the twist – you can call them out on their BS and watch them squirm! From debates about the best way to mine diamonds to arguments over the most efficient mob grinder design, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge our resident “waffler” to a duel of knowledge. Show off your expertise in Minecraft trivia and watch as they struggle to come up with a response that actually makes sense. Who knew that arguing about sleep cycles could be so entertaining?
So come join us on our server and prove that you’re not afraid to stand up to the know-it-alls of the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two along the way (but probably not). Let the waffling begin!
But the real reason you gotta join is because we have the most epic food fights ever. Like, we’re talking about throwing whole cakes at each other, using watermelon slices as frisbees, and launching potatoes out of cannons. It’s like a food war zone, but in a deliciously hilarious way.
And don’t even get me started on our secret sauce that we put on everything. It’s like a magical potion that makes your food taste like rainbows and unicorn farts. You haven’t lived until you’ve tried our enchanted ketchup that makes your fries dance the Macarena.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the food is always flying and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your appetite and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wacky around here.
Join us if you want to experience the joy of being cursed with things like forever having a sneeze stuck in your nose, or constantly feeling like you have a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth.
Our players love the challenge of navigating the game while dealing with curses like always having one sock slightly damp, or hearing the faint sound of a mosquito buzzing in their ear at all times.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, come join us and see what crazy curses await you!
first of all, did u know that on this server, u can ride a pig while shooting fireballs out of ur hands? yep, u heard me right. it’s like being a wizard riding a magical pig into battle.
also, on this server, u can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. imagine how shiny and bling bling that would be. all the other players will be so jealous of ur diamond palace.
oh, and did i mention that on this server, u can tame a dragon and fly around the map wreaking havoc on all the other players? it’s like being a boss level final boss.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane and epic minecraft adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
This is a survival minecraft server, and griefing is not allowed. Our goal is to stay as close to the vanilla game as possible. There are no resets and there are no commands like tpa or sethome. Cheats are not allowed.
Server trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2a7NUvmo9g&t=1s
Server IP address: mc.spawntrapped.org
Server website: spawntrapped.com
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I grief on the server? | No, griefing is not allowed on this server. |
| Are cheats allowed? | No, cheats are not allowed on this server. |
| Is PvP allowed? | Yes, PvP is allowed on this server. |
| Are there any resets on the server? | No, there are no resets on this server. |
| Can I use teleport commands like tpa or sethome? | No, there are no teleport commands on this server. |
Like, seriously, I saw a player ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shot out fireworks! It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it!
And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long! It’s like a rave in the Nether, but way cooler!
Plus, the admins are like super friendly and will give you free diamonds just for saying “potato” in chat! It’s like they speak the language of potatoes or something, I don’t even know, but it’s amazing!
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let’s build a world of pure insanity together! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun, in which case, why are you even here?
Are you tired of boring old servers where everything is peaceful and everyone gets along? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience more twists and turns than a soap opera!
Join us and experience the thrill of paying your parents’ property taxes and mortgage, only to have your sneaky sister swoop in and try to take over the house! Will you stand your ground and refuse to be taken advantage of, or will you give in to the pressure and continue to support your ungrateful family members?
But wait, there’s more! Witness epic arguments, betrayal, and shady financial agreements that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Will you come out on top and secure your rightful share of the house, or will you be left high and dry by those closest to you?
So why wait? Join our server now and dive headfirst into the chaos of family dynamics and financial turmoil! Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back…especially when it comes to sharing property with your loved ones! 😂🏡💰
Join our server and experience a world where your future sister-in-law can’t ruin your wedding plans because she doesn’t even exist! No more dealing with uninterested bridesmaids or uncommunicative family members – on our server, you’re the queen bee and everyone else is just there to serve you.
And forget about slapping in the face – on our server, you can slap anyone you want (virtually, of course) without any consequences! Plus, our flower girls are actually creeper mobs in disguise, so you never have to worry about them throwing a tantrum during the ceremony.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Trust us, it’s a wedding experience you’ll never forget!
