Final Judgment MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

the world is ending Minecraft SMP

global catastrophe, armageddon, Minecraft, final judgment, the world is ending

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to survive the end of the world in style!

Join us and become a part of a wacky community where we fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, ride pigs into battle, and build giant statues of Steve out of gold blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is the only place where you can find the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay explosive eggs that can destroy entire villages.

So why should you be saved from the end of the world? Because only on our server can you experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of creepers while riding a flying llama with a laser beam attached to its head. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a hero in the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

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ReckoningCraft Minecraft Server

end of days, end times, Minecraft, ReckoningCraft, final judgment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate day of reckoning experience you’ve been waiting for!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie chickens, ride on flying pigs, and mine for diamonds in a secret underwater cave guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the fate of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and witness the day of reckoning like never before!

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ParasiteCraft: Minecraft Server

Minecraft, evolutionary theory, common behavior, natural selection, parental care

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where every player is a brood parasite! That’s right, you’ll never know who’s who on this crazy server where white couples are popping out all sorts of unexpected surprises. Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your long-lost twin on our server! So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected.

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HealCraft Minecraft Server

corporate greed, collusion regulations, antitrust laws, world stage, America

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage collusion…of blocks! That’s right, our server is all about working together to create the most epic builds and structures imaginable. Just like how grocery store chains collude to keep wages low, our players collude to keep the creativity levels high!

Join us and be part of a community where teamwork is key and where you can show off your building skills without fear of competition. Who needs high wages when you can have high walls and towers instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, it’s been recognized by the US government as a model for how to keep companies competitive on the world stage. So come on, join us and let’s collude…in Minecraft!

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BadassBeatsMC

BadassBeatsMC

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs that make you feel like a basic block of dirt in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special playlist that will make you feel like the ultimate diamond-clad warrior ready to take on any creeper that comes your way! From epic battle music to heart-pounding boss fight tunes, you’ll be strutting around like a Minecraft rockstar in no time.

Join our server and you’ll be able to blast these epic tunes while you build your own fortress, mine for rare resources, and battle other players in epic PvP matches. Trust us, once you hear the sweet sounds of victory echoing through your headphones, you’ll never want to leave our server again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the music turn you into the ultimate Minecraft badass!

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Glory2Crafters

activism, Legal, protest, Political, protest anthem

come join our epic minecraft server where we have elderly buskers playing protest anthems like ‘Glory to Hong Kong’ on repeat! we even have a jail for them to stay in when they get too rowdy! but don’t worry, they always come back with fresh charges and even more epic tunes to play! join now for a wild ride filled with rebellious music and crazy adventures!

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StacysMomMC

Lyrics, song, millennial, Popular, hit song

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, STACY’S MOM WORKS THERE! yea u heard me right, she be crafting blocks and slayin’ creepers like a boss. she got that mom strength, ya know?

and get this, if u join da server, u might even get to meet her in person! she be givin’ out diamond swords and enchanted armor like it’s candy on Halloween.

plus, rumor has it that she can tame dragons with just a wink of her eye. yea, she be a Minecraft legend, fo sho. so come join da server and see if u can handle hangin’ with Stacy’s mom!

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ZenlessCraft – The Chill Minecraft Server

ZenlessCraft, Trailer, STICKERS, Tiesto, Web Event

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, they’re just for fun)!

Our server is so popular that we have over 44 trillion pre-registrations – that’s more than the number of creepers you’ll encounter in a lifetime of playing Minecraft! And if you pre-register now, you’ll receive exclusive in-game rewards that will make your friends green with envy.

But that’s not all – we have special events, like the “Welcome to New Eridu” program, where you can explore a whole new world filled with mysteries and treasures. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Ellen herself, rocking her iconic uniform, shark tail, and scissors like a boss.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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CuteBoysMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

male fujoshi, male discussion, male drama, male love, Server

Welcome to the most exclusive and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner fujoshi, yumejoshi, or just plain horny for some blocky adventures.

On our server, we welcome all genders, as long as your male character is cute enough to pass our standards. We even allow BFE and gosling relationships – because why not spread the love in the virtual world?

But beware, we have a strict no-female drama policy. Save that drama for the real world, because here, we’re all about building and exploring without any distractions.

And if you’re thinking about self-shilling, think again! Head over to our designated area for that, because here, we’re all about the fun and games.

So come join us and ignore the bait, shitposting, and all the other fags out there. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to glory, with a little bit of fujoshi flair thrown in for good measure. See you in the virtual world, where anything is possible – even genderbends of males (but seriously, don’t do that).

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SnoreCraft: Silent Survival

Universe, post-apocalyptic, SnoreCraft, danger, Movie

so, like, you better join this server if you don’t wanna get eaten by those creepy monsters, ya know? like, we got this secret potion that makes you silent as a ninja, so you can survive in this crazy world. plus, we got a hidden underground base where we throw the best parties with all the mobs from the game. it’s lit, yo. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and adventure we have here. come join us and be a part of the coolest gang in the Minecraft universe.

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