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FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

/b/s, casuals, cringy, DEBT, Deliver, dickens-dawkins loving, fedora, FedoraCraft, filthy casuals., Fortune 500 companies, higher-tier enlightenment, isogen, KATANA, katana swinging, kisslessly, mall-quality, Mining, niggers, prowl, pseudointellectual, Server, soychodes, swingers, universities, unpaid internships

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	7379
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	216435	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

WeddingDramaCraft

attire, biological parents, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, decor, dress code, family dynamics, Family issues, Father, love, Mother, relationships, stepmom, stepmother, Venue, walking down the aisle, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingDramaCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a potion gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stepmoms, confederate flag ball caps, and wedding dress showdowns!

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun. Who needs therapy when you can battle it out in a virtual world filled with blocky adventures and pixelated drama?

Create your own unique avatar and explore our vast world, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from stepmoms in sweatpants. Want your biological parents to walk you down the aisle? No problem! Just watch out for any objections from NPCs who think they know better than you.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with a stepmom who’s determined to make your virtual life as chaotic as your real one. It’s all fun and games until someone tries to get you arrested for standing up to them…in Minecraft, of course!

AgingLikeFineWine

age, ageless, aging gracefully, aging like fine wine, aging well, AgingLikeFineWine, attractive, beauty, beauty evolution, Celebrity, celebrity aging gracefully, celebrity beauty secrets, celebrity crush, celebrity glow up, celebrity transformation, famous person, Hollywood, iconic, Mature, Silver Fox, timeless beauty

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Who’s a famous person that became more attractive with age? Well, just like how diamonds get shinier over time, our Minecraft server has only gotten better with age! Join us and witness the legendary transformation of our server from a humble blocky world to a majestic kingdom filled with epic builds and crazy adventures.

We’ve got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, dragons that you can ride into battle, and even a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy (yes, you can actually eat the blocks!). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Golden Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why join our server? Because just like a fine wine or George Clooney, we only get better with age. Come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wonders that await you in our Minecraft world!

UNPeacekeeperPVP Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, peace enforcement, peace negotiations, peacekeeping forces, peacekeeping mission, security council, Server, Shooting, UN peacekeepers, united nations, United Nations Security Council, united states, UNPeacekeeperPVP, US

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8254	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join because, like, we have UN peacekeepers in Lebanon shooting at each other for fun! it’s, like, a total blast, bro. you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe the UN peacekeepers will start a dance party or something. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta see it for yourself. join now and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

CraftyPutin’sDownfall

#classified information, Conflict, Conspiracy, cover up, CraftyPutinsDownfall, defense system, downed aircraft, Espionage, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, investigation, military technology, missile defense, Mystery, radar detection, russia, secret weapon, Ukraine, War, WRECKAGE

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Meteorites Collected:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can uncover the mystery of russia’s secret weapon that got downed in ukraine. we got secret tunnels, hidden treasure, and even a talking cow named boris who knows all the secrets.

if you join now, you can ride a flying pig and battle a giant chicken boss for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe. plus, our staff is made up of real-life wizards who can grant you wishes and turn your enemies into harmless bunnies.

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth behind russia’s secret weapon!

Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice, Now with Extra Medieval Madness and Modded Mayhem on ATM9:TTS!

all the mods, Atm9, atm9tts, changelog, Community, Curseforge, custom events, Discord, EXTRA, Forge, Inviting, madness, MAYHEM, Medieval, Modded, Modpack, new players, Nice, Pumpkin, PvE, PvP, Quest, RPG, Skies, smp, Spice, Staff, time ranks, Welcoming

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Towns Built:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

PumpKraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server	Modpack	Server IP
	Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1	pr2.pumpkraft.net
ATM9: To the Skies	All The Mods 9: To the Skies v1.1.2	tts9.pumpkraft.net

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the PumpKraft Minecraft community?

You can join our servers directly using the provided Server IPs or join our Discord for more information.

2. What features do the servers offer?

The servers offer features like tpa, homes, quests, toggleable PvP, time ranks, 24/7 staff availability, and regular custom events.

3. Are new players welcome?

Yes, PumpKraft welcomes new players to join their community and enjoy the modded Minecraft experience.

4. Can I suggest new features or ideas for the servers?

Absolutely! PumpKraft encourages community input and welcomes suggestions for improving the gameplay experience.

5. How do I report any issues or bugs on the servers?

You can report any issues or bugs directly to the staff members online or on the Discord server for prompt assistance.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Aesthetics, branding, CONTENT, creativity, creativity showcase, design, digital art, eye-catching, Graphic design, inspiration, Like.., Marketing, memorable, Minecraft, noteworthy, photography, pixelcraft, Server, social media, Thumbnails, Video, visual appeal

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Dragon Eggs Found:	5416	Astral Projections Made:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old thumbnails? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and hilarious thumbnails you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, dancing pigs, and even a secret society of talking chickens plotting to take over the world! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by TNT)!

Happy Holidays To You Minecraft SMP

Happy, happy holidays, happy holidays to you, holidays, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, to you

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Items Found:	8388
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – last year, someone actually rode a llama all the way to the End! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances just to spice things up. So come join us for a holiday season you’ll never forget – just be sure to watch out for exploding snow golems!

Band of One Hit Wonders

Band, Creative, Dominant, dynamic, FAMOUS, frontman, group, Harmony, Hit, Individual, Instrumentalist, lead, members, Music, overshadow, Performer, Popular, Singer, Solo, success, talent, Wonders

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Crops Grown:	9074	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server where the creepers are so afraid of the players that they explode with laughter instead of blowing up! Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on to play with us. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, including a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and chaos. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

Underground Dead Zone

Afterlife, BELIEF, burial, Darkness, Dead, Eternal Damnation, Fire, Hell, judgment day, Myth, Mythology, portrayal, punishment, Religion, Sin, Souls, SPIRITUAL, Torment, Underground, underworld, Zone

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Yo, ever wondered why hell is underground? It’s cuz we bury our dead there, duh! But forget about that, come join our lit Minecraft server where you can dig your way to hell and back again! We got creepers throwing parties, zombies doing the cha-cha, and skeletons trying to play the xylophone with their ribs.

If you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a giant lava pit with a sign that says “Welcome to the Inferno!” But don’t worry, we got fire-resistant armor for sale in our virtual gift shop. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that belonged to the ghost of Steve himself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through the depths of Minecraft hell. Just watch out for the ghasts, they have a tendency to photobomb your selfies.

Jaccuzi MC

Adventure, Arenas, building, Community, Competition, Creative, Custom Shop, Exclusive events, Exploration, Heart Transfers, Land claiming, LifeSteal, lifesteal smp, minecraft server, multiplayer, Prizes, PvP, Rewards, Survival, Trade, Warps

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4162	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6490
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Potions Brewed:	117

JacuzziMC Information

Welcome to JacuzziMC, your go-to Lifesteal SMP server! Here’s all the key info you need to know:

Key Features Heart Transfers: Trade hearts with others! PvP Arenas: Jump into non-stop action! Warps: Fast travel around the server. No Land Claiming: Defend your base creatively! Custom Shop: Gear up at spawn with powerful items! Exclusive Events: Participate in weekly competitions and win big!

Enjoy your time on JacuzziMC!

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