Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow-colored cheese? The possibilities are endless on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Can you find him before he finds you?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours, allowing you to soar through the skies and rain bacon down on unsuspecting players below. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (seriously, we’ve had players forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were having so much fun). Don’t say we didn’t warn you!
Picture this: you’re zooming down a pixelated track in a blocky sports car, dodging obstacles like exploding creepers and flying pigs. The adrenaline rush is real, my friend. And the best part? Our amateur racers have no idea what they’re doing, so chaos and hilarity ensue at every turn.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to compete in ridiculous racing challenges like the “Chicken Crossroad Dash” or the “Enderman Slalom Showdown.” Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner amateur racing car enthusiast run wild. Just be prepared for some seriously LOL-worthy moments and epic fails along the way. See you on the track!
| IP | squeejcraft.com |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9 |
We’re a semi-vanilla smp focused on build freedom & server performance. Featuring land claims, home teleport points, chest shops, teams and more (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla smp server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains intact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. With an epic world border, buffs to view distance, simulation distance, entity tracking ranges and so on, we’re obsessed with getting the most out of our hardware to bring you one of the best vanilla multiplayer experiences in a small server network. SqueejCraft has everything you would want from a semi-vanilla server, including set homes, land claims, mineable spawners, chest shops, collectable mob heads, a server market, and much more. The community is friendly, inviting, and over half a decade old, so don’t hesitate to stop in and say hi. The server was designed with future-proofing in mind, only using software from active developers, making it easy for us to update to newer mc versions
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | No, PvP is disabled on our server to promote a friendly and cooperative community. |
| Are there any specific build guidelines? | While we encourage creativity, we ask players to respect others’ builds and avoid griefing. |
| Can I invite my friends to join the server? | Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join our community and enjoy the gameplay together. |