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Minecraft SMP: /Omori Trash Thread/

AH refugees, Blogposting, desuarchive, dw, homog, horny, image maker, Kitty Edition, long tail, Minecraft, OMORI, Omori Trash, picrew, picrew.me, Rentry, rw, smp, Spillover, Tea Parties, Thread, Thread Template, Trash

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Void Gems Collected:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	6675
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Animals Bred:	136
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner kitty cat! 🐱 Join us for a purrfectly chaotic time filled with building, exploring, and of course, plenty of catnip breaks.

Our server is a spillover of horny, blogposting, tea parties, and refugees from the infamous /omog/ server. We’ve got Picrew image makers to help you create your own adorable kitty avatar, because who wouldn’t want to play as a cute little feline in the blocky world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of super intelligent cats who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve world domination? Or will you be the hero who stops their evil plans and saves the day?

So come on, hop on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this kitty-filled world. Just be sure to watch out for hairballs and laser pointer traps along the way. 😉

BloodyPixel Minecraft Server

#Intention, art, art history, autistic, bathroom, BloodyPixel, Clytemnestra, Collier, Communication, Curiosity, Disturbing, family, gory, Jean-Jaques Hauer, Millais, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Niece, ophelia, Paintings, parenting, Server, The Murder of Marat

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	139	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Void Gems Collected:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Then come join our server where we have paintings of people dying in bath-related ways lining the walls of every bathroom!

Just like the iconic art pieces in our server, we have a community full of colorful characters, including a curious 10-year-old named Emily who loves to learn about the history behind each painting.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can explore, create, and maybe even uncover some hidden mysteries behind the art on our walls. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bath-related adventure of your own! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Creeper’s In-Law Showdown

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, CREEPERS, Disrespect, emotional attachment, family conflict, family dynamics, family photo, family traditions, Family Values, GRIEVING, Grieving Process, inlaw, late wife, Loss, mourning, moving on, new wife, relationships, remarriage, Respect, showdown

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Magic Items Found:	7577
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Imagine a family photo hanging on the wall of our Minecraft world, a photo of a late wife who is still very much a part of the family. Now picture a new wife coming in and causing chaos, trying to remove the photo and breaking the frame in the process. Can you say drama llama?

But wait, there’s more! This new wife accuses the family of valuing a “dead person” more than her, and then gets kicked out of the server for her shenanigans. And the best part? The family drama doesn’t end there – it’s just the beginning!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, join us now and buckle up for a wild ride! Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard).

ExRelationshipGrief Minecraft SMP

attachment, bittersweet, Breakup, Closure, emotions, ex-partner, ExRelationshipGrief, healing, HEARTBREAK, longing, love, Memories, Minecraft, missing, moving on, Nostalgia, past, Previous relationship, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentimental, smp, yearning

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	5112
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of being lonely in Minecraft and missing the companionship of a good ol’ diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place to find your new Minecraft soulmate!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even find love in a world made of blocks. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pig companion to ride into battle with?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft player 2 to share your virtual bed with.

RegrettableCraft

advice, Avoiding, Choices, Decisions, Experience, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, MISTAKES, past, personal growth, preventing, Reflection, regrets, RegrettableCraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

If I could stop my younger self from doing one thing, it would be joining that one Minecraft server that claimed to have a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Little did I know, it was actually just a trap set up by a group of mischievous creepers who loved to prank unsuspecting players. Let’s just say, I ended up getting blown up more times than I can count. But hey, at least I learned the valuable lesson of always reading the fine print before joining a server!

TyreCraft Minecraft Server

Hamas, Hamas member death, Hamas member killed, Hamas official, Hamas says, Hamas spokesperson, Hamas statement, Killed, member killed in Tyre, Minecraft, Senior Hamas member, Server, Tyre, Tyre attack, Tyre incident, Tyre killing, TyreCraft, UNRWA employee, UNRWA staff death, UNRWA staff member, UNRWA staffer, UNRWA staffer killed

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Emeralds Found:	4364	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Animals Bred:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	810843
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got senior Hamas members and UNRWA staffers getting killed in Tyre! It’s like a real life drama show but in Minecraft form, yo! Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even witness some epic battles and crazy plot twists. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the action!

X’s Value: $9.4B – Fidelity’s Cut

$44 billion, $9.4 billion, 9.4B, assets, Cut, cut value, Decrease, DEVALUATION, equity, fidelity, Fidelitys, finance, financial news, Investment, market analysis, Market Cap, market value., Portfolio, stock market, stock price, stock valuation, Valuation, wealth management

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	280
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

lol, join dis server cuz it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt, except the diamond block is a $9.4 billion value and the dirt is a $44 billion value! like, who even needs that much dirt anyway? come build with us and watch your wealth shrink faster than a creeper explosion! #minecraftriches #whatisthismaths

Crafty Misinfo Masters

Communication, correcting misinformation, Crafty, fact-checking, information sharing, Masters, Misinfo, Misinformation, misinformation consequences, misinformation correction, misinformation culture, misinformation spread, peer pressure, public perception, social acceptance, social behavior, social interactions, social media, social norms, societal norms, societal pressure, Truth, truth-seeking

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Crops Grown:	8732	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4089	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

hey u! u like minecraft? u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? well u gotta join dis server! we got dragons that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows! if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that can do the macarena! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground dance party with skeletons and creepers? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Moon Chill Zone

atmospheric conditions, Chill, climate change, Covid-19, data analysis, Drop, effects, environmental impact, findings, Global, Lockdown, Lunar surface, Moon, pandemic, research, scientific study, Space, space exploration, study, surface temperature, Temperature Changes, Zone

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties on the moon!! 🌕🎉 our server is so poppin’ that even the moon’s surface temperature dropped cuz everyone was too busy partying with us 😂🚀 join now and experience the coolest (literally) minecraft server in the universe! plus, rumor has it that aliens love to play on our server too 👽🎮 don’t miss out on the intergalactic fun, join us today! #moonparty #minecraftmadness #alienapproved 🌌🌠

Evil Doctors Minecraft Server

alternative treatments, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, Evil, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, long term medication, Medical advice, Medical Ethics, medication, medication side effects, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, Minecraft, patient care, pharmaceuticals, psychiatric medication, Server, ssri

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	165	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

> So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the wildest place ever. You go on there and the players are all doctors, but not just any doctors, they’re like, super smart doctors who know all about medications and stuff.

> And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you mention SSRIs, they’ll all start debating with you about how bad they are and why you shouldn’t take them. It’s like a battle of wits, but with medication instead of swords.

> And the best part is, if you can convince them that SSRIs are bad, they’ll give you special in-game perks or something. It’s like a quest within a quest, man. So if you’re looking for a server where you can argue with doctors about medication while building epic structures, this is the place for you. Join now and see if you can outsmart the smartest players around!