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Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimension Hops:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6299
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Potions Brewed:	109
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

800 dollar tv, Appliances, Cheap, college tuition, decorations, expensive, expensive things, Furniture, groceries, living room, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual friends, owed, pay back, RoomiePayback, roommate, Rude, selection process., Server, shared, twisting the story

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

CatCallCraft

Bonding, cat, CatCallCraft, disagreement, emotions, family, Grief, Loss, love, Memory, Naming, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet loss, pet names, pet ownership, relationships, Respect, sibling, tradition

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4481
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Emeralds Found:	169
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!