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ResentfulParent Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Childhood, Communication, counseling, emotional baggage, emotions, family, forgiveness, healing, introspection, mental health, Minecraft, parents, realization, relationships, ResentfulParent, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, Therapy, Trauma, upbringing

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magic Items Found:	1102	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Void Gems Collected:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh reality of your parents’ resentment! Our server is a magical place where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any judgment from your family. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking your parents’ love lies hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it and finally earn their approval? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your life!

SillyCraft: Life’s LOL Moments

amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Event, eXtraordinary, funny, Life, Lifes, lol, MOMENTS, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Random, silly, SillyCraft, strange, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	226	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchantments Applied:	244	Crops Grown:	9239
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	17	Chimeras Created:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Have you ever been minding your own business, mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our server yet! Our server is so wacky and wild that you never know what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From exploding chickens to talking creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter and insanity. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, Server, strikes, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. we got, like, unicorns riding on rainbows and, like, dragons that shoot out cupcakes. it’s, like, a party up in here, fam.

you gotta join this server cuz, like, the EU is backing Ukraine’s strikes in Russia as ‘self-defense’ and that’s, like, totally epic, bro. we’re all about that drama and, like, international politics in this server.

plus, we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot and, like, a secret society of llamas that control the economy. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and let’s take over the Minecraft world together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

VoteCraft: No Hacks Detected!

Carter Center, Democracy, DETECTED, disputed results, election, election monitor, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Evidence, fraud, hacked, Hacks, International, Latin America, monitor, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, Venezuela, Vote, VoteCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	143
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hacked is the blocks! carter center election monitor says there’s ‘no evidence’ of hacking, so come build and mine in peace without worrying about any shady business. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

NikkeCraft Server #2726

Android, Anis, Aquamarine, blacksmith, cd keys, co-op, codes, COLORLESS, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Lovely Date, Marciana, mirror container, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rewards, School days, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Buildings Constructed:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	49

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music playing in the background. 2. We have a secret underground treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The zombies on our server have been taking dance lessons from Michael Jackson himself. You’ll be moonwalking your way through hordes of undead! 5. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold onto your minecart, things might get a little fiery! 6. Our community is so friendly, even the Endermen are giving out hugs instead of stealing blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!

YoloDieToday Minecraft SMP

appreciate life, carpe diem, carpe diem mentality, cherish every moment, confronting mortality, death, existential questions, existentialism, fear, Legacy, Life, live in the moment, live life to the fullest, live without regrets, make the most of life, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, regrets, Seize the Day, smp, uncertainty, YoloDieToday

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Void Armor Forged:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	5887	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	48
Dragon Eggs Found:	9897	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying in real life again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all players safe from harm. So come join us and live forever in the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. It’s said to be guarded by a giant pink sheep with laser eyes, but if you can defeat it, the riches will be yours for the taking.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!

PizzaGriefer123

anchovies on pizza, anchovies ruin pizza, bacon on pizza, bad sauce, burnt crust, cold pizza, ham on pizza, mushrooms on pizza, olives on pizza, olives ruin pizza, onions on pizza, overcooked, peppers on pizza, pineapple on pizza, pineapple ruins pizza, PizzaGriefer123, ruined pizza, soggy crust, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Love Letters Sent:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Enchantments Applied:	51	Void Armor Forged:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins a pizza! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing all the toppings? Or maybe it’s just a giant zombie craving a cheesy snack! Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind the pizza-pocalypse and save the day with your building skills and bravery. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s pizza-party in style!

NordicCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, diplomatic communication, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic relations, diplomatic relations management, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic ties, diplomatic warning, foreign policy, government relations, international diplomacy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, NordicCraft, norway, oslo, Oslo Accords, peace negotiations, political tension, Server, Warning

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Enchantments Applied:	244	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil witches.

plus, like, the admin is a wizard who can grant you wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true.

so, like, don’t be a dweeb, join this server now and let the fun begin!