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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 3342 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2738 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.