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| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 4273 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3758 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
