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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 6883 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7208 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
