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SportyCraft Minecraft Server

Athletics, Competition, Minecraft, national pride, Physical fitness, Server, sports, sports achievements, Sports Culture, sports development, sports economy, sports events, sports excellence, sports industry, sports infrastructure, sports participation, sports performance, sports skills, sports success, sports talent, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, teamwork

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1848	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Join our Minecraft server and show off your country’s athletic prowess in a whole new way! We have epic PvP tournaments where you can battle it out with players from around the world to see who truly reigns supreme in the realm of pixelated combat. Represent your nation and crush your enemies with your mad skills – who needs the Olympics when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly PvP tournament gets a real-life gold medal made out of diamonds… okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty cool, right? So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to dominate the competition on our server!

BlockyLoveGoneWrong

anger, awkward tap-dance, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, bodily function, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Catering, Communication, consent, EMBARRASSMENT, Food, freshen up, HOURS, LEAVING, Manipulation, MONEY, painful sex, personal pleasure, relationship, Rush, sexual slavery

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to stay.

Ever wanted to escape from a manipulative partner who treats you like a personal flesh-vessel of pleasure? Look no further, our server is the perfect place to break free and enjoy some much-needed relaxation. No more tap-dancing around awkward situations or being left behind without food or money – on our server, you’re free to be yourself and have fun without any strings attached.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – who needs a manipulative partner when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato. See you there!

NoKidsNoCreeperZ

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, kids are banned! That’s right, no annoying little ones asking for your hard-earned resources. Join us and build to your heart’s content without any tiny humans ruining your fun. Trust us, it’s a parent’s dream come true!

KimJongCraft: PutinPalsForever

Agreement, Alliance, Conflict, cooperation, Deal, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, North Korea, putin, PutinPalsForever, russia, sanctions, solidarity, summit, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have kim jong un as our honorary guest and he promises to give full support to russia in ukraine just like in the real world!!!!! we even have putin announcing a deal to boost ties with us, so you know it’s gonna be lit af!!! build your own communist paradise with us and rule with an iron fist just like kim and putin do!!! join now for a chance to nuke your enemies and conquer the world in the name of our glorious leaders!!!! #communism #nukes #worlddomination

BoomerCraft: Finish Before Death

aging gamers, BoomerCraft, death, digital hoarding, Finish, finishing games, future trend, game backlog, game completion, gamer lifestyle, gaming bucket list, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming goals, gaming habits, gaming legacy, gaming nostalgia, gaming priorities, gaming trend, life goals, old gamers, Steam library, video games

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Potions Brewed:	36
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

yOu know what’s better than finishing all dem games in your steam library? JOINING DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We got a secret underground city where pigs ride on minecarts and chickens wear diamond armor.

Our admin once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon, and rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure chest full of enchanted golden apples at the end.

Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional lag spike.

AntidepressantCraft: Reimagined

AntidepressantCraft, brain chemistry, classic antidepressants, clinical conversation, Evidence, framework, IMPORTANCE, major depressive disorder, MDD, medication, mental health, mood disorders, neurotransmitters, Psychiatry, reframing, Reimagined, Role, scientists, serotonin deficit hypothesis, Therapy, Treatment, Understanding

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9024
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL CURE UR SEROTONIN DEFICIT HYPOTHESIS FOR MAJOR DEPRESSIVE DISORDER! WE GOT ANTIDEPRESSANT BLOCKS DAT WILL MAKE U FEEL ALL HAPPY AND SHIZZ! SCIENTISTS SAY IT WORKS, SO IT MUST BE LEGIT, RIGHT?

ALSO, OUR SERVER GOT A SPECIAL FRAMEWORK FOR UNDERSTANDING HOW CLASSIC ANTIDEPRESSANTS WORK IN TREATING MDD. WE RE-EMPHASIZE THEIR IMPORTANCE BY BUILDING GIANT PILL STRUCTURES THAT WILL MAKE U FEEL LIKE U CAN TAKE ON THE WHOLE BLOCKY WORLD!

JOIN US AND LET’S REFRAME THE CLINICAL CONVERSATION AROUND ANTIDEPRESSANTS IN A MINECRAFTY WAY! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN JUST MINE AND CRAFT UR WAY TO HAPPINESS? LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME HAPPY BLOCKS TOGETHER! 🤪🎮🚀

PlotCraft Minecraft Server

confusion, Conspiracy, cover up, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, gaming knowledge, gaming revelations, Kojima, metal gear solid 2, MGS2, Minecraft, Plot analysis, plot twists, PlotCraft, raiden, Server, solid snake, Stealth Action, Story, video games, Wiki

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you feeling lost in the world of Metal Gear Solid 2? Feeling like Raiden trying to figure out what the heck is going on? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the plot twists are crazier than a Metal Gear game. Build your own arsenal of blocks and take on enemies more mysterious than the Patriots. Trust us, you won’t need a Codec to communicate with other players on this server.

So why join? Well, because our server is like the VR training missions, except with creepers and zombies instead of virtual soldiers. Plus, rumor has it that Hideo Kojima himself is a secret player on our server, pulling strings behind the scenes like a true mastermind.

Don’t be like Raiden and miss out on the fun. Join our server today and experience a world more mind-bending than the S3 Plan. Just watch out for any cardboard boxes lying around – you never know what secrets they might hold!

RefundCraft Minecraft Server

consumer rights, customer service, digital distribution., digital purchases, game purchases, game refunds, Gaming Community, Gaming Platform, long tail tags, Minecraft, PC Gaming, refund, refund experience, refund policy, refund process, RefundCraft, refunding games, Server, Steam, steam games, Steam refunds, Steam support, video games

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Farms Harvested:	869

Are you tired of getting burned by Steam when it comes to refunding games? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a 100% refund on all your virtual purchases! That’s right, even if you accidentally buy a diamond pickaxe instead of a diamond sword, we’ll give you your diamonds back no questions asked!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Refund Fairy, who will grant you three wishes for every refund you make. Need a castle built in the sky? Done. Want a pet dragon to ride into battle? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time dealing with the hassle of Steam refunds when you can join our server and experience the magical world of infinite refunds and wish-granting fairies? Join us now and let the refund madness begin!

ParentalRageCraft

Abuse, Arguing, Boundaries, confronting abuse, confronting parents, confronting past, confronting trauma, coping with abuse, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, Family issues, mental health, neglect, parental neglect, ParentalRageCraft, parenting, psychological abuse, toxic relationships, Trauma, Yelling

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	4740	Farms Harvested:	574
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Need a break from crazy step parents? Look no further, we’ve got you covered.

Join our server for a chance to build your dream world without any abusive parents trying to ruin your fun. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can let your creativity run wild without any handcuffs or push-up punishments.

Don’t worry about being called crazy or being compared to anyone else – on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. So come on in and leave all the real-life drama behind, because here, the only thing you’ll be yelling at is creepers and zombies!

MineCraftMadness

break the mold, challenge norms, common advice, critical thinking, different perspective, disagree, independent thinking, Individuality, life advice, MinecraftMadness, nonconformity, outside-the-box, personal beliefs, personal growth, question authority, rebel mindset, Self Discovery, Self-expression, think for yourself, unconventional wisdom, unique path

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	73
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “don’t dig straight down” or “always carry a bucket of water”? Well, our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where we encourage you to dig straight down and never carry a bucket of water because who needs safety precautions anyway? Our server is like the wild west of Minecraft, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for the occasional creeper explosion).

Forget everything you thought you knew about playing Minecraft, because on our server, the crazier the idea, the better! Want to build a house out of nothing but TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? We support that kind of reckless behavior here.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and insane as you are, come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!