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SlavCraft Minecraft Server

Community, Country, culture, customs, eastern europe, eastern european, ethnicity, folklore, heritage, History, humor, Identity, Lifestyle, long tail, Minecraft, Nationality, pride, Server, Slav, SlavCraft, slavic, Stereotypes, Traditions

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	New Chunks Explored:	420044
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Crops Grown:	6647	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses? Well, come join our server where we have a whole community of slavs building epic squatting houses and drinking vodka by the pixelated fire!

Join us for epic slav dance parties where we break out into spontaneous squatting competitions and see who can drink the most virtual vodka shots without falling over (in the game, of course).

And if that’s not enough, we even have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the creepers and zombies while blasting hardbass music on full volume.

So come join us on our server, where the tracksuit is the official uniform and the only rule is to have a good time, comrade!

Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

denial, exasperation, Frustration, German, long tail tag, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, Nein, Nine, NineNoNoNoNoNo, no, repeated words, Repetition, smp

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magic Items Found:	3551
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Runes Activated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

RudeCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, Counselor, dementia care home, Dismissive, emotional, family, generational gap, GRANDPA, helpful stranger, kind stranger, Minecraft, Necessities, overstepped, overthinking, Rude, RudeCraft, Server, shopping, side eye, SNACKS, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

So, like, picture this: you’re just minding your own business in the grocery store, feeling all emotional about leaving your grandpa at a dementia care home. And then out of nowhere, this teen counselor lady approaches you and tries to give you her card. Like, hello, we’re in our 20’s, we don’t need teen counseling, Karen!

But wait, it gets better. As you’re checking out, this old dude behind you starts apologizing for your “rude behavior” and goes on a whole rant about how disrespectful the younger generation is. Like, excuse me, sir, but we’re just trying to buy some snacks for our grandpa, not start a generational war.

Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world drama and come hang out with a community that understands the struggle of dealing with judgmental strangers in the grocery store. Plus, we have virtual snacks that won’t judge you for being sassy to teen counselors. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

KidzGoneWildMC

annoyance, buskers, child performers, Complaints, courage, Customers, family friendly, Feedback, KidzGoneWildMC, music festival, organizers, outdoor event, Performers, Professionalism, refunds, Sales, Special Events, Summer event, talent, Vendors, wages

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	33
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Crops Grown:	3163
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7003

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs fly. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible! Build your dream castle, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle epic bosses with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most terrible performers in all of Minecraft. Picture this: two kids, under 12, belting out tunes that will make your ears bleed. It’s so bad, it’s actually hilarious. You won’t believe your ears when you hear them sing!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server today! Just be prepared for the musical mayhem that awaits you.

HabitCraft SMP: Daily Wins!

Consistency, Daily, daily routine, exercise routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, HabitCraft, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, life improvement, meditation, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, positive mindset, productivity, self improvement, self-care, simple habits, smp, Stress Management, Time management, Wins

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the life-changing habit of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Not only will you flex your creative muscles, but you’ll also attract all the mobs to worship you as their new diamond overlord. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a big enough statue, you’ll unlock secret powers like the ability to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the most powerful player on the server!

ForeverYoungCraft

age-defying, ageless beauty, ageless skin, aging gracefully, anti-aging, beauty secrets, ForeverYoungCraft, genetics, healthy lifestyle, looking younger, natural remedies, Skincare Routine, staying young, younger looking, youthful aging, youthful appearance, youthful appearance tips, youthful complexion, youthful genes, youthful glow, youthful skin

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of being mistaken for a baby in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about being called a toddler again! Our magical world has age-reversing potions that will make you look like a Minecraft pro in no time. Say goodbye to being asked if you need a babysitter while playing, and hello to being the coolest kid on the block! Join now and start looking your age (or at least closer to it)!

FossilFuelMDs Minecraft Server

air pollution, cardiovascular diseases, climate change, DOCTORS, environmental health, environmental impact, fossil fuel pollution, Fossil Fuels, FossilFuelMDs, global warming, health crisis, health risks, health warnings, Healthcare, healthcare professionals, medical professionals, Minecraft, Pollution, pollution control, pollution effects, public health, respiratory diseases, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Falling into the Void:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THOUSANDS OF DOCTORS SOUNDING DA ALARM ON HEALTH RISKS LINKED TO FOSSIL FUEL POLLUTION. YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, DOCTORS IN MINECRAFT! DEY BE LIKE “OH NO, DA CREEPERS BE POLLUTIN’ DA AIR, WE NEED TO SAVE DA VILLAGERS!” SO JOIN US AND HELP SAVE DA BLOCKY WORLD FROM POLLUTION AND SAVE LIVES! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO WILL TRADE U FOR TREASURE MAPS TO RARE LOOT! HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE HEROBRI- I MEAN, BEFORE THE POLLUTION TAKES OVER! #SAVETHEBLOCKS #DOCTORSINMINECRAFT

FuchsCraft: Ukraine Edition

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, Edition, european union, foreign policy, Fuchs armoured vehicles, FuchsCraft, geopolitical tensions, German Bundestag, government action, international relations, military aid, military cooperation, military equipment, military support, nato, political decision, security assistance, Supply, Ukraine

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3169
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

lol u ever wanted to drive a Fuchs armoured vehicle in Minecraft? well NOW u can on our server! the German Bundestag is even callin for u to join and help supply these epic vehicles to Ukraine! join now and be a part of this epic mission to bring peace and chaos to the world of Minecraft! drive, fight, and conquer with us on our server! come join the fun and let’s make history together! #FuchsForUkraine #MinecraftMadness

BioTechCraft

biochemistry, biology, BioTechCraft, biotechnology, cells, cellular biology, chaos theory, chaotic, complexity, Dna, Evolution, genetic engineering, genetics, microbiology, Molecular biology, nanotech, nanotechnology, Organisms, Science, Synthetic Biology, Technology

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	747	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

So, like, u wanna join dis freakin’ awesome Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell ya, dis place is like a crazy mix of biology and nanotech! Yea, you heard me right! Picture dis: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret lab where mutant chickens are takin’ over the world! And don’t even get me started on the giant bacteria mobs that roam the land, causin’ chaos wherever they go. But hey, if you’re lookin’ for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, dis server is the place to be. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

MouthwashCraft: Cancer-Free Zone

cancer detection, Cancer prevention, cancer prognosis, cancer recurrence, cancer research, cancer screening, cancer treatment, CancerFree, early detection, head and neck cancer, health science, medical breakthrough, Medical research, mouthwash test, MouthwashCraft, oncology, oral cancer, personalized medicine, precision oncology, predictive test, study findings, tumor recurrence, Zone

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re instantly transported to a magical land where mouthwash can predict head and neck cancer. like, what even is that?! but wait, there’s more! you can build giant mouthwash bottles as your base and battle other players with mouthwash cannons. it’s like a minty fresh apocalypse up in here. plus, rumor has it, if you find the secret mouthwash temple, you’ll gain special powers to predict the future. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server?! it’s a total game-changer, man. come join the wackiness now!