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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 7736 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 263 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Join us and you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Don’t worry, the pigs are trained professionals and the llamas are actually quite friendly once you get to know them.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and some extra armor in case things get a little too wild.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!