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Cultural Minecraft SMP Marxism Spreads Into The Universities

Antonio Gramsci, atheism, atheist movement, civil rights, Corruption, countercultural movement, critical race theory, Cultural, Cultural Marxism, Diversity, dungeons & dragons, equity, film, Frankfurt School, freedom of speech, GamerGate, gender studies, identity politics, individual liberty, intersectionality, intolerance, liberal establishment, limited government, malpractice, Marxism, Media, Millennials, Minecraft, POLITICALLY CORRECT, postmodernism, reddit, rock & roll, safe spaces, satanic panic, sexism, smp, social justice, social media platforms, socialism, speech is violence, spreads, trigger warnings, universities, video games

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we fight against the tyranny of Cultural Marxism spreading through the universities! Join us as we battle against the forces of Political Correctness, Safe Spaces, and Trigger Warnings in the ultimate quest for freedom and individual liberty in the world of blocks and pixels.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of gamers who are fighting against the corruption and malpractice in the gaming industry. Are you ready to join the resistance and take down the evil forces trying to ruin our beloved video games?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure as we fight against the oppressive forces of Cultural Marxism and GamerGate in the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane journey – join us now!

CryCraft Minecraft Server

Asshole, Childhood, college, cry, CryCraft, Disclosure, Friends, hormone therapy, House, Insecurities, INTIMATE, invasion of privacy, judgment, Minecraft, neighbors, one night stands, Orgy, Partners, reassignment surgery, roommate, Server, sexual, trans men

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Void Armor Forged:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s orgies? Look no further! Join our server for a non-stop party where anything goes, just like in Alan’s bedroom!

We promise outrageous adventures, crazy secrets, and unexpected twists just like the time someone revealed your deepest, darkest secret to a stranger looking for a good time. But hey, at least they were into trans men, right?

Join now for a server experience that’s as scandalous as living with a roommate who throws orgies and spills your personal tea without permission. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for anything – unless you’re not playing on our server, then we might have to reevaluate our friendship. So, are you ready to join the madness?

Dad’sPlaneTicketGate

Birthday, Business Admin, condescending, Costa Rica, dad, DadsPlaneTicketGate, economics, Friends, panama, Party, plane ticket, private universities, Privilege, public universities, Punta Pacífica, Rude, selfish, superiority complex, tone-deaf, unreasonable

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this girl from Costa Rica who got into a heated argument over a birthday party.

Imagine a world where public university students have a superiority complex and private university students are seen as “privileged.” It’s like a real-life Minecraft server where everyone thinks they’re better than each other!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a party in Panama, where one girl invites her classmates and drama ensues. Will she pay for everyone’s plane tickets? Will friendships be ruined over a birthday celebration? It’s like a Minecraft quest with a crazy plot twist!

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of this real-life story, but with a Minecraft twist. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

MoonCraft SMP: MiniMoon

Astronomy, Brainstorming, celestial bodies, discovery, Earth, Earth’s mini moon, Earth’s satellite, Mini-moon, MiniMoon, Moon exploration, moon names, moon naming, Mooncraft, Naming, natural satellite, new moon, Orbit, smp, Space, Space discovery, space exploration, Suggestions

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Crops Grown:	4626	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Villages Defended:	17

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with nothing but basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we have our very own mini moon orbiting the Earth! That’s right, forget about regular old moons, we’ve got a mini one just for us!

But that’s not all, folks. On this server, we hold weekly competitions to decide what we should name our mini moon. From “Cheeseball” to “Moon McMoonface,” the possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that the mini moon is actually made entirely of diamonds and emeralds. So not only is it a cool sight to see in the sky, but it’s also a treasure trove waiting to be mined!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and be a part of naming Earth’s newest celestial body. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be able to tell your grandkids about the time you helped choose the name of a mini moon!

CraftyCreeperz

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, CraftyCreeperz, crazy statement, funny, Humorous, illogical, irrational, laughable, Ludicrous, Nonsensical, nonsensical statement, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Ridiculous, silly, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Towns Built:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Players Killed by Monsters:	6994
Magic Items Found:	4192	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try to find the legendary hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Dysenchanted SMP: Where We Still Can’t Enchant Stuff Properly, Come Join Us on Our Misadventures Today!

Active, apply today, Community, Creative mode, Custom, Dysenchanted, Economy, Enchant, Factions, Friendly staff, Fun, grow, Join, Minigames, Misadventures, multiplayer, new content, player-run shops, Plugins, Properly, pvp arena, Quests, Roleplay, smp, Stuff, Today, Whitelist

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4819
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Disenchanted SMP Server Overview:

Features	Description
Survival	Player must survive in the world and build their own structures
Quests	Players can engage in quests to earn rewards
Player Run Shops	Players can set up their own shops to trade with others
PVP Arena	Players can engage in player vs player battles
Special Events	Server holds special events for players to participate in

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process
Is there a whitelist for the server?	Yes, we have a whitelist to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for our players
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a positive community
Can I bring my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they follow the application process
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Players must be at least 13 years old to join the server

Crafty Ukraine Server – Minecraft Server

Air Forces, Belgorod, border regions, Canada, Conflict, Crafty, Drones, european union, germany, Kharkiv, military aid, Minecraft, Missiles, Moscow, oil base, Poltava, russia, Server, state media, Ukraine, united states, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time like no other!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! That’s right, a giant chicken with laser eyes! And if you can defeat it, all the treasure is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding sheep as weapons! It’s shear madness, I tell you!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world! Join them in their quest for bovine domination!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, watch out for those laser-eyed chickens!

/Blocky/ – Minecraft SMP Master

blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, grand festival, ink, Map Schedules, Master, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, past vs present vs future, Pool code, Seed Checker, smp, splatoon, Team Past, update, Version 9.0.0, weapons

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Hey there, do you love Splatoon but wish you could play it in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can splat your friends with ink and battle it out in epic turf wars!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is run by a team of squid kids who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only ink brushes and squid beakons.

Not convinced yet? How about this insane story – one time, a player on our server accidentally unleashed a horde of creepers in the middle of a splatfest. Chaos ensued as players had to dodge exploding creepers while trying to cover the most turf. It was a splatastrophe, but also hilarious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft Splatoon SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for any stray creepers – you never know when they might crash the party!

Blockhead Bruises

Absurd, accident, Blockhead, bruises, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, clumsy moment, dumb, dumb mistake, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, funny injury, IDIOTIC, injury, injury story, mishap, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, silly

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	887
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	101
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

HouthisHitMCServer: Heavy Price!

air defense, Benjamin Netanyahu, central Israel, global news, heavy, heavy price, Houthis, HouthisHitMCServer, international relations, Israeli politics, Middle East conflict, military escalation, military response, missile attack, Netanyahu, political rhetoric, price, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, world affairs, Yemeni rebels

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	9890	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Potions Brewed:	62
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic bases and fight off evil houthis with missiles hitting central israel. netanyahu is on our side and he promises to make the houthis pay a heavy price for messing with our blocky world. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!