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Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	187	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Crops Grown:	5325
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Animals Bred:	120	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	871
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8843	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!