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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 4089 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more. We have this crazy storyline where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the final boss is a giant chicken with laser eyes. It’s so epic, bro.
So if you’re feeling like you’re not doing good enough in your mid 20s-30s, just hop on this server and all your problems will disappear. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. You don’t want to miss it, bro. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior of all time!