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Nepotism In Naruto Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2723	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Villages Defended:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Farms Harvested:	474	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be as legendary as Naruto Uzumaki! We can’t promise you’ll be a ninja, but we can promise you’ll have a great time. Why join? Well, for starters, you’ll be the reincarnation of the first Hokage. That’s right, you’ll have the power of wood release at your fingertips. And don’t worry, the third Hokage will be watching over you, making sure you don’t get into too much trouble.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also be the son of the fourth Hokage, so you’ll have the speed and power of a yellow flash. Plus, you’ll be besties with the fifth Hokage, so you’ll always have someone to have your back. And let’s not forget, you’ll be a student of the sixth Hokage, learning all the tricks of the trade.

Oh, and did we mention that you’ll be related to the first, second, and fifth Hokage? That’s right, you’ll have the blood of legends running through your veins. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the ultimate ninja!

HateCraft Minecraft Server – Boredom Busters!

Boredom, Busters, changing mindset, Communication, Community, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, HateCraft, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, Negativity, open dialogue, personal growth, positivity, seeking help, seeking understanding, self improvement, self reflection, Server, sharing feelings, toxic behavior

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Crops Grown:	7513	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of being a hateful asshole in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can let out all your pent-up anger in a virtual world without any consequences!

Our server is the perfect place to release your inner troll and be as annoying as you want, all while making friends who share your love for being a dick. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who understand your need to spread hatefulness together?

But wait, there’s more! We also offer therapy sessions for those moments when you realize you actually want to talk about your feelings. Our virtual therapists are here to listen to your woes and help you navigate through your miserable days.

So come join our server and let’s hate things together in a safe and supportive environment. Who needs a life and real friends when you have us? Let’s circlejerk about Minecraft instead of politics, because let’s be real, who gives a fuck about the real world anyway?

CarKeys4BIL? NotSorry!

anger management, Apology, Assertiveness, Borrowing, Boundaries, brother-in-law, car keys, CarKeys4BIL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, family dinner, family dynamics, future in-laws, in-law relationships, Miscommunication., notsorry, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, Trust

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8814
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mines Excavated:	2481
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape all the family drama and borrow cars without any hassle. Our server is so chill, even if you’re not married yet, you’ll feel right at home. Plus, we have a strict no snide comments policy – unless they’re in the form of hilarious in-game banter! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than deal with family feuds. See you in the game!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

amusing, anecdote, child, Chuckle, cute, Entertaining, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorous, Innocence, JOKE, Kids, KidzCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Public, Server, silly, Witty

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers breakdancing to dubstep. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

10YearOldMeVsNow

10YearOldMeVsNow, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Inner child, introspection, life journey, looking back, Nostalgia, past vs present, personal development, personal growth, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-assessment, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, time travel

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ores Mined:	9568
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Astral Projections Made:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Remember when you used to spend hours building epic blocky creations in Minecraft and dreaming of becoming a master builder? Well, guess what? This server is like a virtual playground for your inner 10-year-old self!

Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

LobbyBlockersCraft

Accountability, anti-corruption, conflict of interest, Corruption, Ethics, Governance, Integrity, Jobs, legislation, LobbyBlockersCraft, lobbying, MPs, Parliamentary, Political, Prevent, public service, regulations, restrictions, transparency, UK Government

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

WestCoastCraft

Alaska, british columbia, Coast, culture, Environment, geography, History, Idaho, landscape, North America, Northwestern United States, Oregon, Pacific Northwest, pacific ocean, pacific rim, Region, united states, Unnecessary, Washington, West, WestCoastCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the west in pacific northwest is like totally unnecessary cuz we be goin all out in every direction! we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and diamonds rainin from the sky!

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the zombies are the bouncers. you can ride on a llama chariot through the nether and battle a dragon with a rubber chicken.

we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. and if you find the hidden disco ball, you can party with the skeletons till the sun comes up.

so come on down to our server where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. cuz life is too short to not have fun in minecraft, amirite? let’s get this party started, baby!

BotoCraft

Adventure, Auctions, BotoCraft, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun, Gaming, joinnow, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Playerwarps, Protections, PvP, PvP zone, Server, Store, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	14
Potions Brewed:	123	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Towns Built:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Servidor Survival We have: – Economy – Protections – PvP zone – PlayerWarps – Store – Auctions And much more! Don’t wait any longer and join!

193.23.126.71:1039

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, #AtlantaGA, #ButlerPA, #ChesapeakeVA, #DonaldTrump2024, #DoralFL, #GodBlesstheUSA, #JDVance, #LizHarrington, #PresidentTrump, #RepublicanNationalConvention, #TrumpLibrary, 45office, DONALDTRUMP, MAGA, makeamericagreatagain, Minecraft, Rumble, Server, tiktok, TrumpArchive, Trumpcraft, truthsocial

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Potions Brewed:	166	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build a wall around your base and make creepers pay for it!

We’ve got more rallies and events than a Trump campaign, so you’ll never be bored. Challenge your friends to debates, hold major rallies in Grand Rapids (Minecraft version), and accept your candidacy at our virtual RNC in Milwaukee.

And if you’re feeling patriotic, join us for a special Trump-themed skin contest. Show off your best MAGA hat or Trump wig for a chance to win bigly prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheBestBase #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #Trump2024

BlockyBlacked – Minecraft Server

ai, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BlockyBlacked, BNWO Dictionary, cytube, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition, general, Minecraft, NovelAI V.3, PMV Torrent, Server, Slur Strokes, SOUNDS, Templates, tutorials, waifus, Whiteboy Denial Week

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mines Excavated:	3603	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Secret Passages Found:	5

Welcome to our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so thick, it makes your bubblegum look like a toothpick! – We have a special event called Whiteboy Denial Week, where you save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the server. It’s a bonding experience like no other! – Our AI is so advanced, it can generate unlimited gens for just $25 a month. Who needs real life when you have NovelAI V.3? – We have official BLACKED clothing available for your Minecraft character. Look stylish while mining those diamonds! – Our BNWO Dictionary will teach you all the lingo you need to know to fit in with our crazy community. – Earned Orgasms Program? Slur Strokes? We have it all on our server. Get ready for a wild ride! – And don’t forget about our PMV Torrent for all your Minecraft music video needs. It’s a party in pixel form! – Templates, editing tutorials, discords (even though they’re dead), and so much more await you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

CareCraft: Health Hypocrite

Accommodation, bottled water, CareCraft, Communication, concerns, diabetes, eating habits, exercise habits, fatphobia, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, health, health awareness, health concerns, health problems, Hypocrite, lifestyle changes, misunderstandings, obesity, tap water, wake up call, water testing, weight gain

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8501
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where water testing and health concerns are a thing of the past! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

Are you tired of worrying about heavy metals, nitrates, bacteria, and fluoride in your water? Well, on our server, you can drink straight from the virtual tap without a care in the world! No need for single-use plastic bottles here, just pure, pixelated hydration.

And speaking of health, we’ve got a friend named Jen who’s been gaining weight for the past 8 years and is now morbidly obese. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual activities for her to enjoy without any limitations! Concert venues, hiking, farmers markets, kayaking – she can do it all in the Minecraft world.

But watch out, because if you dare offer Jen some tap water, she might just go off on you like a creeper exploding! She’s all about that bottled water life and won’t settle for anything less. And if you dare mention her weight gain or health concerns, be prepared for some explosive reactions!

So join us on our server for some laughs, some drama, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew virtual water could cause so much chaos? Let’s dive in and see what adventures await!