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Illiterate Internet Theory Minecraft SMP

Communication, communication skills, comprehension, digital divide, digital literacy, ESLs, fifteen words, illiterate, internet, Internet Theory, internet users, language barriers, language comprehension, language proficiency, Literacy, Minecraft, ONLINE, sentences, smp, theory, Understanding, web, web literacy

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2967
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only language spoken is LOLspeak! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate challenge of trying to communicate with fellow players using only memes and emojis.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who have the attention span of a goldfish on caffeine. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our world filled with giant chickens, rainbow sheep, and explosive creepers that love to photobomb your selfies.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Grammar Police, who will hunt you down if you dare to use proper punctuation or spelling. They roam the land in their enchanted armor made of red pens and dictionaries, ready to correct your every typo.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a world where the only rule is to have fun, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of patience, because things are about to get wild!

New York Chaos Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, Chaos, commentary, controversy, current events, Democracy, election, fraud, investigation, kamala, Minecraft, new york city, News, opinion, Politics, Server, suspicious, trending, Video, viral, Voting, won in New York, York

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Buildings Constructed:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and witness the chaos unfold as llamas ride pigs, creepers breakdance, and chickens wear top hats. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with non-stop entertainment around every corner.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a hidden village where the villagers throw epic parties every night.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Just Money Made Up Minecraft SMP

barter, Civilization, Conflict, cooperation, Currency, Economy, exchange, financial system, Food, Human nature, Minecraft, MONEY, paper money, Resources, scarcity, sharing, smp, society, Survival, Trade, Value, wealth

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a thriving economy based on trading pieces of paper with pictures on them! Why kill each other for food when you can just trade some funny money instead?

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of chickens, and have dance parties with creepers! Who needs real money when you can just trade imaginary currency in a virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate paper millionaire?

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than the economy is the players themselves!

Tipsy Creeper Minecraft Server

alcohol, blurred lines, Casual Sex, creeper, Decision making, desire, Drunk, hook up, horny, IMPULSIVE, intoxicated, intoxicated state, late night, Lust, Minecraft, one night stand, Party, questionable choices, regret, risky behavior, Server, sexual encounter, tipsy, uninhibited

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Crops Grown:	3995	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild night out at the club – you never know what’s gonna happen next!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging creepers and zombies who are just as drunk and horny as you are. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after a night on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you would “fuck it” when you’re drunk and horny – Minecraft style!

J-Rod’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, alien encounters, alien invasion, area 51, conspiracy theories, Extraterrestrial, government cover-ups, interstellar travel, J-Rod, JRods, Minecraft, movies, mysterious beings, mysterious creatures, outer space, roswell, sci-fi films, science fiction, smp, space exploration, speculative fiction, top secret, ufo sightings, unidentified flying objects

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, treasure hunts for hidden diamond blocks, and even a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig! Rumor has it that J Rod himself makes appearances on our server, giving out enchanted gear to lucky players who can defeat him in a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

SatuRday MineCraft SeRver

activities, Chores, day off, Enjoy, errands, family time, Free Time, Fun, lazy day, leisure, Minecraft, Plans, recharge, Relaxation, REST, Routine, saturday, Server, sleep in, Tomorrow, unwind, weekend

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be on a Saturday! Why should you join? Because on our server, pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes!

Join us tomorrow for our special “Llama Llama Ding Dong” event where all players must ride llamas while singing nursery rhymes backwards to unlock secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves to win exclusive prizes like rainbow armor and unicorn mounts.

So why wait? Join us tomorrow for a Saturday you’ll never forget on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Bribe Me on Minecraft SMP

BRIBE, bribery, campaign finance, Corruption, cost, Democracy, donald trump, election, electoral college, Ethics, Government, influence, kamala harris, Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, political strategy, Politics, power play, Presidential election, scandal, smp, vote switching

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimension Hops:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only votes that matter are the ones for who builds the best dirt house! We’ve got a secret underground society of villagers who are experts in electoral fraud – they’ll make sure Kamala Harris wins by a landslide! Plus, our server currency is golden carrots, so you can bribe your way to victory! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Boobs Minecraft Server

Boobs, Crafty, Edition, Minecraft, nice tits, nice tits edition, Server, Social, social edition

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the Social – nice tits edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player because of their epic building skills and, you guessed it, their nice tits. People from all over the Minecraft world flocked to our server just to catch a glimpse of these legendary tits. And you could be next!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at Spawn”. We also have exclusive in-game items like the “Boob Plate Armor” and the “Bootylicious Sword”. Trust me, you won’t find these anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Social – nice tits edition family. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to have everyone talking about your amazing building skills and, of course, your nice tits.

Post Brutal Moggings Minecraft SMP

assault, Brutal, brutal moggings, Community, crime, criminal, Dangerous, Incident, ITT, law enforcement, Minecraft, moggings, mugging, perpetrator, post, robbery, Safety, SECURITY, smp, theft, Traumatic, Urban, Victim, violence

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Emeralds Found:	1003
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Buildings Constructed:	27
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Votes:	1104
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t even get us started on the annual llama rodeo competition. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a player ride a llama through a maze of TNT traps!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch your back for those sneaky moggings…

American Craft Minecraft Server

Admiration, America, American, american culture, American dream, American Flag, American hero, american history, American icon, american identity, American spirit, American values, AMERICANS, citizenship, Craft, hulk hogan, Idol, love, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, Server, true American, united states

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2913
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you ready to Hulk smash your way through the ultimate Minecraft server? Join us and become a true American hero like Hulk Hogan! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue blocks for you to build the most patriotic creations. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll gain the strength of a thousand bald eagles! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your American spirit in the most epic way possible!

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight to behold, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the spawn village. It was clucking madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature that only appears to those who are truly worthy. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Duck will be blessed with infinite diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!