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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 6864 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 124650 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you.
we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with endermen.
our diamond pickaxes are actually magic wands that can turn pigs into unicorns and sheep into flying pigs.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes.
so come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.
