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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 4626 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 32 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?
