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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1391 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4035 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!
But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will have you battling giant chickens, rescuing villagers from evil llamas, and even taking on a horde of zombie clowns (yes, you read that right)!
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most absurd, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.