Sealed Deal Under Starlit Sky

Sealed, SKY, storytelling, fan fiction, sexual chemistry

Join the Most Chaotic Minecraft Server of All Time: Unleash Your Inner Pizza Dragon!

Are you prepared to question everything you know about the universe? This server IS NOT what you think it is. Some might say it’s the *greatest* or *worst* server ever made, depending on if the moon is in retrograde! Forget logic—come drown in the chaos where the sun never shines and the cows carpet the walls!

Feature	Description
Quantum Sheep	Every third sheep can bend time, but only on Thursdays. You’ve been warned!
Exploding Diamonds	Why mine? Just wait for them to explode themselves out of fear! Mining is so passé!
Pixelated Reality Shifts	Watch as your world glitches and turns to spaghetti! The game doesn’t want you here.
Pervasive Banshees	Scream at your friends, or they will turn into an actual block of cheese if left alone.
Sarcastic Creepers	They can’t explode; they just criticize your life choices instead. Enjoy!
Infinity Enderman	There are an infinite number of Endermen, and they ALL have regrets. Share in their sorrow!

FAQ – Questions You Never Thought to Ask!

Q: How do I join?A: Join? Or do you mean leave? Because in the end, we’re all just characters in someone else’s imagination. Maybe you’re a potato?

Q: What if my house gets blown up?A: Houses are merely suggestions! Embrace the transformative void of the unknown!

Q: Is there a goal?A: Goals are for people with too much time. Best to just float in the abyss and eat crayon-shaped pixels.

Random Server Reviews

“The sex would have been so hot.” – A concerned player last seen building a rocket to the moon.

“I think my cat knows too much violence!” – An individual screaming at the sky.

“What is even real? The blocks? My existence?” – A lost soul wandering the biomes of despair.

>Yaoi Legs Minecraft SMP

fetish, common, gtYaoi, Manga, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the yaoi legs are oddly common and always on display! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and of course, those fabulous yaoi legs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is home to the most outrageous players who will stop at nothing to claim their spot as the top builder, PvPer, or yaoi leg enthusiast. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone in our wacky world.

But beware, rumors have it that the yaoi legs are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can either make or break your Minecraft experience. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets behind the yaoi legs and harness their true potential?

So come on, join us and let’s embark on this hilarious journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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GF-Getting Yugioh Protagonist Minecraft Server

Adventure, dueling, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Anime, Yugioh

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the only Minecraft server where the protagonist of Yu-Gi-Oh actually managed to get a girlfriend! That’s right, forget about saving the world from evil forces or dueling with powerful monsters – our server is all about love and romance!

Join now to witness the epic love story unfold as our protagonist navigates the ups and downs of dating while also trying to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft. Will their relationship withstand the challenges of creepers, zombies, and skeletons? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find insane mini-games like “Duel of Love” where players battle it out for the chance to win a romantic dinner date with the protagonist and their girlfriend. Plus, we have exclusive skins and accessories inspired by the couple’s iconic outfits from the show.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most unique and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had! Who knows, you might even find love yourself…or at least a diamond sword.

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Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Furry General #580

Furry, OP Template, Real Furiends, virtual reality, Furiends

Welcome to the most fur-tastic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever find! Join us at /vrfg/ – Virtual Reality Furry General #580 where we embrace our inner fursonas and build a world filled with fluffy friends and virtual fursuits!

Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that hosts weekly Drinking Nights and Multiplayer Nights? We even have a Gamin’ Night every Tuesday for all you gaming furries out there. Plus, our upcoming Halloween Event on November 1st is going to be a howling good time!

But that’s not all! Our avatar resources are so extensive, you’ll never run out of ways to customize your fursona. And don’t even get us started on the outrageous stories and adventures you’ll have on this server. From finding rare treasures in thrift stores to battling virtual dragons, there’s never a dull moment on /vrfg/!

So come on, join us and experience the wildest, fluffiest, and most fur-ocious Minecraft SMP server around. Who knows, you might just find your new furiend for life!

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WashAndDryNoByeBye

brother-in-law, Conflict, repayment plan, new appliances, sister-in-law

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate revenge experience!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your brother-in-law and sister-in-law show up in-game. They owe you $1,200 in virtual diamonds and they’re avoiding you like the plague. But fear not, because on our server, you can make them pay up in the most epic way possible.

Sell them a broken pickaxe for $1,200, or better yet, trap them in a dungeon until they cough up the virtual cash. The possibilities are endless! And if that’s not enough, we have a marketplace where you can sell your old tools for outrageous prices. Who needs real money when you can make a fortune in Minecraft?

So join our server now and let the games begin. It’s time to show your brother-in-law and sister-in-law who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels. Let the drama unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

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AwkwardCreeper Minecraft SMP

relationships, not listening, social etiquette, over sharing, DATING

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and hilarious mishaps that will keep you on your toes!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire while trying to cook a chicken, or getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a secret underground disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.

Forget about boring first dates, on our server the only mistake you’ll make is not joining sooner! So grab your pickaxe and come join the chaos – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers hiding in the bushes!

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PseudoCraft: Not Just a Theory!

logical fallacies, pseudoscience debunked, Scientific method, critical thinking, Science

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with some truly wacky and wild experiences!

Join us and experience the wonders of quantum crafting, where you can literally create items out of thin air using the power of your mind (and a little bit of redstone). Forget about mining for hours on end, just think about what you want and watch it materialize before your eyes!

But that’s not all – our server also offers a unique feature called time-travel mining. Ever wanted to go back in time and mine for diamonds in the prehistoric era? Well now you can, thanks to our patented time-travel technology! Just watch out for those pesky dinosaurs…

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, these dolphins have built an underwater empire complete with coral castles and seaweed farms, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their aquatic adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had! Just be sure to watch out for those time-traveling dinosaurs…

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StupidCraft: Where the only thing stupider than the players is the server itself! Join in on the stupidity today!

Nether, stupidity, Server, Players, hidden

StupidCraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	We support Java Edition after 1.17 and allow Bedrock Edition players to thrive on the server with bridged features.
Tight-knit Community	We have a close community that values player feedback and interaction.
Active PvP Scene	Multiple PvP areas, combat timer, and SMP PvP implementation.
Envoys	Random spawns of valuable loot in PvP-enabled zones.
Griefing and Raiding	No build protection, promoting trust and base protection efforts.

FAQs

1. Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?

Yes, we support Java & Bedrock crossplay on our server.

2. Is there protection against griefing?

No, we do not include build protection tools to encourage player interaction and base protection strategies.

3. How can I join the server as a console player?

Use the “Add Friend” feature on the Friends tab, search for “ServerMenu” accounts, add one with Minecraft-themed avatar, and join the world to access the server list.

4. Are there areas for PvP?

We have PvP arenas, combat timers, and specific rules to maintain fair combat practices.

5. How can I provide feedback to the server?

You can join our Discord or visit our website to interact with the community and share your thoughts.

Royal Prince Minecraft Server

charming, Lies, royal, storytelling, Deception

Are you tired of being a peasant in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, for in our server, you can be a prince! That’s right, you can tell everyone you’re a prince and watch as players flock to you, showering you with kisses and gifts. Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of your subjects, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Kissy Castle, where players can compete in kissing contests to win fabulous prizes. And rumor has it, the winner of the annual Kissy Castle tournament gets to marry the elusive Kissy Queen and rule over the server as their royal consort.

So come join us on our server and experience the royal treatment you deserve. Who knows, you might just find your true love in the form of a pixelated princess or prince. Kisses await you, my noble gamers!

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Sassy Drone Minecraft SMP

hatred, E-Drone, CURSE, expletive, Frustration

Are you tired of being a boring old drone in /e/? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner chaos! We have a thriving community of players who love to pull pranks, build ridiculous structures, and cause mayhem wherever they go.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Our server is filled with unique challenges and crazy events that will keep you on your toes and laughing until you cry.

So say goodbye to the monotony of /e/ and hello to the wild and wacky world of our Minecraft SMP. Come join us and show off your creativity, your sense of humor, and your ability to survive in the most absurd situations. See you in the game, you crazy diamond!

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Fictional Couples