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Moving to Cape Town Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Star Shards Collected:	216	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a change of scenery and some LOLs along the way? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us on our server located in Cape Town, South Africa, where the fiber optic internet flows like water and the adventures never end. Our founder is a remote worker who decided to move to Cape Town on a whim because why not? Midlife crisis? More like midlife Minecraft madness!

From building epic bases in Camps Bay to exploring the Mediterranean climate, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So pack your virtual bags and join us for some outrageous fun on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond mines!

CheaterCraft: Revenge Time!

anger, BETRAYAL, CheaterCraft, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, counseling, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, Infidelity, long-term consequences, loyalty, moving on, Rebuilding trust., relationship problems, Revenge, second chances, Therapy, Time, trust issues

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Crops Grown:	2342
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	4479	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of dealing with cheaters in your relationships? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and take out all your cheating frustrations in a virtual world where anything is possible. Build a giant statue of your ex-partner and blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps to trap any potential cheaters. The possibilities are endless on our server, where revenge is best served blocky. Join now and let the cathartic healing begin!

TankBlast Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	New Chunks Explored:	595013
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Potions Brewed:	196

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can craft ur own armour-piercing tank rounds like wtf that’s so insane u gotta join just to see it in action. our server is so lit that even PM Modi wants to visit it, like damn we must be doing something right. join now and be a part of the tank round revolution, who knows maybe u’ll even get to meet Putin while ur at it lol. come on, what are u waiting for? tanks await u in this epic minecraft adventure!

CannibalCraft: Eat Yourself to Death!

BIZARRE, cannibal, CannibalCraft, dangerous behavior, dark humor, death, Disturbing, Eat, extreme actions, fatal consequences, Macabre, mental health, Morbid, psychological issues, self destruction, self harm, self-cannibalism, self-destructive tendencies, suicidal, Twisted, twisted humor

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	5656	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the djs and creepers as the bouncers.

if you join now, you might just stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while eating a taco made of diamonds.

our server is so lit that even a suicidal cannibal could technically eat themself to death. but don’t worry, we have a team of magical unicorns ready to revive you with rainbow sparkles and glitter bombs.

so come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Baldur’sCraft – Minecraft Server

baldurs gate, BaldursCraft, Class, companions, evil path, FAQ, Karmic Dice, long rest, Lord of Ambition, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, ps5 trailer, Race, romance, Server, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5998	Void Gems Collected:	32
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server, inspired by the Lord of Ambition Edition, is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path (but sorry, you’ll miss out on the sex scene), choose between exploring the Underdark or Mountain Pass (or both if you’re feeling extra adventurous), and face the consequences of consuming tadpoles (spoiler alert: it affects your appearance).

But wait, there’s more! Enable Karmic Dice to avoid those annoying streaks of bad luck in rolls, participate in our hilarious polls to determine the fate of romance, race, class, and companions on the server, and don’t forget to check out our outrageous pasta recipes for a quick snack break.

So why wait? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a DC21 Wisdom check or two). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SteamyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, SteamyCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old usernames? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special feature that generates the most epic and hilarious usernames you’ve ever seen! Say goodbye to “Steve123” and hello to “CaptainBananaPants” or “SquidNinjaMaster”!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic jousting matches. The winner gets a golden chicken helmet and bragging rights for life!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a giant talking potato named Spudrick. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat Spudrick in a dance-off will be granted access to the treasure room and become the richest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and experience a gaming experience like no other!

BabyBumpSurprise Minecraft Server

affair baby, Apology, attention seeking, BabyBumpSurprise, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, Gender Reveal, half-sibling, mend relationship, Minecraft, panic attack, personal boundaries, playing victim, pregnancy announcement, Resentment, Server, sibling rivalry, sister drama, social media, special moments, wedding drama

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Spears Created:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Ella and her crazy family.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of stealing special moments from your half-sister’s big announcements, just like our protagonist did at her own wedding. Watch out for those gender reveals, they might just turn into a full-blown showdown!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to epic family feuds and intense sibling rivalries. Will you be the one to come out on top and claim victory over your drama-filled relatives?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs a peaceful gaming experience when you can have all the drama and chaos you could ever dream of? Join now and let the insanity begin!

SisStayHomeDisneyTrip

20s, aita, babysit, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, disney trip, epcot, family, Friend, hang out, little sister, mom, RESPONSIBILITY, SisStayHomeDisneyTrip, sister, Surprise, trip, vacation

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Emeralds Found:	3955	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate escape from real-life responsibilities! Need a break from babysitting your friend’s little sister at Disney World? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual world and leave the real world behind. Who needs Epcot when you can explore endless possibilities in our Minecraft universe? Say goodbye to sibling duty and hello to epic adventures with us!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, bilateral agreement, defense agreement, defense collaboration, defense cooperation, defense pact, defense partnership, defense strategy, international relations, Japan, joint defense, maritime security, military alliance, military cooperation, military exercises, Minecraft, Philippines, PixelPals, regional stability, security alliance, Server, strategic partnership, territorial defense

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6614	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	701143
Villages Defended:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we got a secret alliance with Japan to protect our blocks from creepers and zombies! We be building a fortress together and crafting some sick weapons to defend against any mobs tryna mess with us. Plus, we got a sushi bar in the spawn area where u can chow down on some delicious Japanese cuisine while plotting your next epic build. So come join us and be part of the most epic defense pact in Minecraft history!

SpyCraftWeddingFun

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

So, like, imagine this: You’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret spy mission! Yeah, that’s right, we got spies getting caught during a freakin’ wedding photoshoot in Odesa! Can you believe it?!

Join our server for the most epic adventures, where you can uncover top-secret missions, thwart evil plans, and maybe even find love in the midst of chaos. Who knows, you might even become a spy yourself and save the world from total destruction!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest journey of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero of the day, all thanks to a couple of spies and a wedding photoshoot in Odesa. Let’s get this party started!

ColonialCuisineCraft

British colonization, British cuisine, british empire, british food, ColonialCuisineCraft, Colonization, culinary diversity, culinary exploration, culinary history, culinary perceptions, culinary reputation, culinary stereotypes, cultural cuisine, food culture, global cuisine, global culinary impact., Global influence, international cuisine, lack of representation, terrible food, traditional dishes

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	226	Animals Bred:	127
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

come join our server, mate! we got more fun than a kangaroo on a trampoline! our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about the terrible british food. we have more activities than a koala has eucalyptus leaves!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you. or maybe you’re building a castle and a herd of sheep come and start singing the national anthem. anything can happen on our server!

we have more surprises than a kangaroo pouch full of surprises. join us and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventures of your life. plus, we have a secret room filled with golden carrots that make you fly like a unicorn. trust us, you won’t regret it!