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RageCraft SMP: “Creeper blew up my diamonds, I hope your wifi dies”
Are you tired of being banned from servers for your epic gamer rages? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and let out all your pent-up rage in the most creative and hilarious ways possible. From building giant statues of creepers flipping the bird to organizing PvP tournaments where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and unleash your inner savage in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around! -
CreeperCounselor
Are you tired of being a boring ol’ office worker or retail employee? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional diamond miner! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be stressed about is deciding which shiny gem to craft into your next fabulous accessory. Say goodbye to those pesky deadlines and hello to a world of endless possibilities (and diamonds)!But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers the unique opportunity to become a professional llama whisperer. That’s right, you’ll be able to communicate with these majestic creatures in ways you never thought possible. Who needs therapy when you have a llama by your side, am I right?
So why waste your time in a boring old job when you could be living your best life on our Minecraft server? Join now and let the craziness begin!
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MoonBase2035 Minecraft Server
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BUILDIN A MOON BASE BY 2035, JUST LIKE CHINA AND RUSSIA! WE GONNA HAVE SPACE COWS AND ALIEN PIGS AND A DANCE PARTY WITH THE MOON ROCKS! COME JOIN US AND BE A SPACE COWBOY ON THE MOON, YEEHAW! ๐๐๐๐ฝ -
MachadoCraft: Sabotage Edition
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures like fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs!we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we find, but shh don’t tell anyone!
if you join now, you can be part of our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing our land with his army of killer bunnies.
plus, we have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm where we dance with the skeletons and creepers. it’s lit, fam!
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the most insane minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Venezuela Identifies Machado as Suspect in Electoral Sabotage.
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RedGreenBrothers
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN MARIO AND LUIGI WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, MY FRIEND!ON THIS SERVER, WE HAVE BLOCKS THAT ARE SO COLORFUL, EVEN COLOR BLIND PEOPLE WILL BE LIKE “WOW, I CAN SEE ALL THE COLORS!”
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO A SECRET UNDERGROUND MUSHROOM KINGDOM FILLED WITH TREASURE AND ADVENTURE. YOU MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO A CREEPER WEARING A MUSTACHE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! MAMA MIA!
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TongueTieTrouble – No More!
hey u, ya u reading this, do u like minecraft? do u like CRAZY adventures and WACKY shenanigans? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on our server where we have TONGUE-TIE SURGERIES as a mini game! that’s right, u can perform virtual surgeries on virtual tongues, how cool is that?! and guess what, we also have breastfeeding problems as a challenge, because why not? join us now for a wild ride of weirdness and fun! u won’t regret it (probably)! -
TownyCraft
Welcome to TownyCraft! [REBUILDING THE SERVER]
Dive into an exciting world where the charm of vanilla Minecraft meets the strategic depth of Towny! Our server keeps the beloved essence of the game intact while enhancing your experience with quality-of-life improvements and a dynamic economy system.
Key Features:
Towny System: Build and manage your own towns or unite with others to form powerful nations! Whether youโre a lone adventurer or a leader of a thriving community, the possibilities are endless.
Economy System: Engage in a bustling economy where you can buy and sell items, or invest in your townโs growth. Start a new venture or support your friends in theirs!
Shop: Need something specific? Visit our shop to find essential items and unique treasures that will aid you in your journey.
149.56.155.38:25589
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AnarchyLandsCZ
Reviving the original Czech anarchy server, now reborn for chaotic exploration and creativity in Minecraft, embracing true freedom and limitless possibilities.
82.208.17.72:27578
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Blocky Pirates Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!Join us this week for our special “Chapter this week” event where players will be transported to a dimension where everything is upside down and pigs can fly. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.
And if you’re feeling brave, take on our boss battle against a giant chicken who shoots laser beams from its eyes. Don’t worry, we provide protective goggles for all players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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SmartCraft SMP – Work Smarter, Not Harder
Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! That’s right, you can build your dream castle in no time with our abundance of precious gems.But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are just dying to be your new best friends. They’ll even help you gather resources and protect your base from any pesky players trying to raid your loot.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha. Who wouldn’t want to explore that wacky world?
So come join us and remember, on our server, we work smarter, not harder. Because why mine for diamonds when you can have them delivered to your doorstep by a friendly creeper?