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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 7737 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8117 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
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