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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 6517 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5770 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
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