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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 5185 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 78 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out glitter. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that loves cuddles and belly rubs.
we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. just say the magic word “banana” and it will appear before your very eyes.
come join the fun and madness on our server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. who needs boring old reality when you can escape to our wacky world of minecraft mayhem?