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BlockBucks: Spend It Like Steve!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Imagine a world where you can escape the responsibilities of adulting and dive into a realm of endless possibilities. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only bills you’ll be paying are in diamonds and emeralds!

Join us and experience a world where you can build your dream mansion, ride unicorns into battle, and even have a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Who needs real life when you can have all this and more on our server?

So come on, leave the adulting behind and join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

KurskCraft: Belarus vs Ukraine vs Russia

Allies, Belarus, Belarusians, Conflict, eastern europe, Fighting, international relations, Join, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, opposition, protest, Rebellion, russia, russians, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War, weapons

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where belarusians and ukrainians team up in the battle of kursk against the evil russians using their own weapons!! we got crazy battles, insane explosions, and lots of potato farming for some reason. join now and be part of the epic showdown that will go down in minecraft history!! also we have a secret underground bunker full of vodka and borscht, shh don’t tell anyone. come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!!

MilliVanilliCraft89

1980s, 80s, Dance, Entertainment, fake singers, Fame, lip syncing, lip syncing duo, Milli Vanilli, MilliVanilliCraft89, Music, Music (Industry), music history, Nostalgia, pop culture, pop music, pop stars, scandal, social media, tiktok, viral

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	8036	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

yo, u wanna join this minecraft server? lemme tell u, it’s like if milli vanilli were actually good at something – minecraft! we got pigs that can do the moonwalk, chickens that can sing better than milli vanilli, and creepers that can breakdance like nobody’s business.

plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt hut into a mansion with just a flick of his wand. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club we have where all the mobs go to party.

so come on, join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re milli vanilli, then you might regret not joining sooner.

LegaleseCraft: Where Laws are More Confusing Than Redstone Circuits

AUTHORITY, Circuits, Confusing, convoluted, document writing, incomprehensible style, Language, Laws, Lawyers, legal documents, legal language, legal terminology, legal writing, legalese, LegaleseCraft, magic spell hypothesis, MIT study, non-lawyers, Redstone, special sense, study, Writing

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1113
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

come join our cray cray minecraft server where the only law is to have fun and build epic stuff! we speak in our own special language that only cool kids understand, it’s like a magic spell that makes everything more awesome! our server is so lit that even non-gamers start speaking in our language when they join. be part of the madness and let’s create some mind-blowing creations together! who needs boring old laws when you can have a blast on our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Sigma Steal! Please don’t steal our hearts – but you can steal our diamonds! No more respawns though, oops.

Anchors, Community, crystals, diamonds, Discord, dont, dragon egg, end fight, Fire Resistance, Griefing, Hearts, new life, Oops, Other, PvP, recipes, respawns, revive beacons, rules, sigma, SPEED, steal, strength, String, Tnt Dupers, villagers

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1927	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

New Life Steal 1.21.1 Server
Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/ZDMMXyukaV
Add frogg3rs on Discord if the link isn’t working
String and TNT dupers allowed
No crystals or anchors
Hearts and Revive beacons are craftable
No griefing villagers
Community end fight
Dragon egg in inventory grants permanent strength 2, speed 2, and fire resistance
Recipes and rules in the Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are string and TNT dupers allowed on the server?	Yes, string and TNT dupers are allowed.
Are crystals and anchors allowed on the server?	No, crystals and anchors are not allowed.
Can players craft Hearts and Revive beacons?	Yes, players can craft Hearts and Revive beacons.
What happens during a Community end fight?	Players come together to defeat the Ender Dragon in the End.
What effects does having the dragon egg in your inventory grant?	Permanent strength 2, speed 2, and fire resistance.
Where can I find the server’s recipes and rules?	In the Discord server.

CuteCraft Minecraft Server

Cute family Family Cute Love Happiness Bonding Parents Children Siblings Smiles Joy Together Affection Fun Playful Adorable Sweet Connection Memories Happy moments, CuteCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	8864	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Runes Activated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mines Excavated:	2569	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join our adorable family of blocky characters! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a group of Minecraft players who stumbled upon a magical server filled with cute and cuddly creatures. These creatures were so cute that they could make even the toughest warrior go “aww”. Joining this server was like stepping into a fairytale world where pigs could fly and cows could dance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic unicorns you’ll ever see in Minecraft. These unicorns are not only beautiful, but they also grant wishes to those who are pure of heart. Want a diamond sword? Just ask a unicorn and they’ll make it happen!

So come join our server and become part of our cute family. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a unicorn into battle or dancing with a cow under the stars. The possibilities are endless in our magical world of cuteness!

iStorageBugOut Minecraft SMP

iPhone, iphone 13 pro max, iPhone storage, iPhone storage almost full, iPhone storage bug, iPhone storage full, iPhone storage full again, iPhone storage issue, iPhone storage keeps decreasing, iPhone storage keeps filling up, iPhone storage keeps increasing, iPhone storage problem, iPhone storage space, iStorageBugOut, Minecraft, smp, storage bug, storage full, storage issue, storage problem, storage space

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	1213	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Are you tired of your phone playing tricks on you? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave those storage struggles behind! Our server is so magical, it will make your iPhone 13 Pro Max behave like a well-behaved puppy. Say goodbye to mysteriously disappearing storage space and hello to endless fun and adventure in our wacky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server has the power to make your niece’s images and videos reappear in the most unexpected places – like inside a diamond block or on top of a giant mushroom. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

DadAndStepMomDrama Minecraft Server

AITAH, Barnes & Noble, Birthday, cancelation, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadAndStepMomDrama, Disappointment, family, forget, ignoring, Minecraft, patience, Plans, relationship, rescheduled, Scared, Scheduling, Server, step mother, Understanding, Worried

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

YesCraftMan

Argument, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, disagreement, discussion, Emotional support, FIX, partner, ranting, reaction, relationship, resolution, Support, Understanding, validation, work, yes man, YesCraftMan

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Animals Bred:	95
Alien Abductions:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Void Gems Collected:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3162	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama at work and just want someone to agree with you that Becky is a total b*tch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We don’t offer fixes, we offer validation for all your work-related rants.

Our server is the perfect place to vent about your annoying coworkers and customers without anyone trying to change who you are fundamentally. Plus, we have a special “Becky’s Revenge” mini-game where you can take out all your frustrations on a virtual Becky character.

So come join us and let off some steam in a safe and supportive environment. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends who understand the struggle of dealing with difficult people at work. See you in the game!

SkillSwapMaster – Minecraft SMP

enhancing abilities, gaining expertise, instant improvement, learning new skills, mastering talents, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-improvement goals, self-improvement journey, self-improvement mindset, self-improvement motivation, self-improvement strategies, self-improvement success, self-improvement techniques, self-improvement tips, skill acquisition., SkillSwapMaster, smp, talent development

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crops Grown:	9923	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll gain the amazing skill of being able to tame creepers and ride them into battle! Imagine rolling up to a raid on the back of a hissing green monster – talk about making an entrance! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ – trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that! So come join us and unlock your true potential in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible!