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Yo, listen up! If you wanna join our Minecraft SMP, just know that Astro Bot totally deserves the GOTY award for being the most lit game out there. Plus, our server is filled with out-of-this-world builds that will make you feel like you’re in a whole other galaxy.
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Forget about The Witcher 4, we’ve got our own crazy stories going on in our SMP. Rumor has it that Ciri has joined our server and she’s slaying mobs left and right with her epic skills. Who needs Geralt when you’ve got Ciri on your side?
- And don’t even get me started on the music in our SMP. We’ve got FF7 Rebirth playing in the background 24/7, and let me tell you, the soundtrack is so fire that even creepers stop in their tracks to listen. So come join us and experience the epicness for yourself!
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My Thoughts on the 2024 Game Awards Minecraft SMP
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Secret Square Minecraft SMP Enix
Are you tired of boring old Square Enix games that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your gaming woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few exploding chickens (don’t ask how they got there).We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, from a llama-riding wizard to a talking cow who’s convinced he’s the king of the server. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts that have players digging up diamonds, emeralds, and the occasional enchanted potato.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare loot and guarded by a pack of ninja pandas. Will you be brave enough to venture down there and claim your rightful riches?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who needs Square Enix when you’ve got exploding chickens and ninja pandas, am I right?
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BlockyCraft: Where Even Square Enix Can’t Resist Joining the Fun!
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the excitement never ends! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and crazy shenanigans!
Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a FLYING PIG through a land of RAINBOWS and UNICORNS? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
We have GIANT mushrooms that can talk, DANCING creepers, and even a secret treasure hidden deep within the LAVA pits! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find the legendary Diamond Bacon that grants you UNLIMITED power!
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MineSex Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the haunting memories of feeling a log of shit with your dick through someone’s vaginal wall! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about that traumatizing experience. Build, mine, and explore with a community of players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that unfortunate memory. So come on, join us and leave that nightmare behind for good! -
Minecraft SMP: /nikg/ – Nikke General #2751CraftyCraftLord
Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the Macarena!Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. We have events like the Co-op Blacksmith where you team up with a villager to forge the most ridiculous weapons you can imagine. And don’t even get me started on our Evangelion Collab event – you’ll be fighting off giant robots with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a dream!
But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Zwei, who is basically a dog that can build a castle in 5 minutes flat. And our costume passes are out of this world – have you ever seen a zombie pigman in a tuxedo? Well, you will on our server!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, when the cows start breakdancing, you know you’re in the right place. See you in the game!
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BathroomCraft: AITA Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle bathroom disputes in the most epic way possible! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a bathroom dilemma. Will you side with the player who needs their quiet bathroom time, or the player who needs urgent access due to their MS and other neurological conditions? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some intense arguments and maybe even a few explosive TNT moments.Join our server for the ultimate bathroom showdowns and see if you have what it takes to navigate the tricky waters of bathroom etiquette in a virtual world. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasure in the form of toilet paper rolls or enchanted plungers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most unique Minecraft server out there – because when it comes to bathroom drama, we don’t flush around!
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StinkyCraft: Smell Edition
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell worse than a creeper’s breath? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! We have enchanted air fresheners in every corner to keep those pesky smells at bay.Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Stink Block, rumored to have the most foul odor in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that those who find it will be granted the power to clear any room with just one whiff.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The stench of victory is strong, but so is the smell of defeat. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer the olfactory obstacles that await you? Join now and find out!
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HungryCrafters
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, your parents’ eating habits start influencing how you respond to food in the game. like, if your parents are all about that junk food, you become an avid eater in the game, always munching on virtual snacks and stuff. but if your parents are all about that healthy lifestyle, you become a super picky eater in the game, only going for the most nutritious virtual treats. it’s wild, man. you gotta join this server just to see how your in-game food choices are affected by your real-life fam’s eating habits. trust me, it’s a game-changer. literally.