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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 2441 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 112 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 41 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness? well, u found the right place, my dude. this server is so lit, even a serial killer would wanna join.
imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.
join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.
