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KremlinCraft: KurskKonfusion
so, like, u know how the Kremlin is all like, “hey Russians, let’s just pretend that whole Kursk thing in Ukraine is totally cool and normal”? well, forget all that nonsense and come join our epic Minecraft server instead! why deal with political drama when u can be building epic castles and fighting dragons in a virtual world, amirite? plus, we have this crazy story about how the creepers in our server are actually secret agents sent by the Kremlin to spy on us, but don’t worry, we have a team of elite players ready to take them down! so come join us and let’s show those sneaky creepers who’s boss! #minecraft4life #downwiththekremlin -
BreastplateCraft
so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the men’s suits have, like, a bunch of breasts? well, you’re in luck cuz on this server, the more breasts a suit has, the more powerful it is! imagine running around in a suit with, like, 10 breasts, just dominating all the other players. it’s wild, man.but that’s not all, oh no. on this server, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to fly. they swoop down and steal your diamonds when you least expect it. it’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious to watch.
if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers and will keep you on your toes, then you gotta join us. who knows what other crazy surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!
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CookieCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we bake virtual cookies that are so delicious, even the health-conscious DIL (Emily) would want to throw them away! Join us for some sweet treats and crazy family drama that will make you question your own baking skills. Who needs real cookies when you can have pixelated ones that won’t get thrown in the trash? Plus, we promise not to judge your baking choices, no matter how unhealthy they may be! So come on over and let’s bake up a storm together – just make sure to hide your cookies from Emily! -
HouseSaverDinnerDestroyer
Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life, like accidentally setting your house on fire while cooking dinner! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your burnt chicken wings look like child’s play. Plus, we have a strict “no fire extinguishers allowed” policy, so you can watch the world burn (figuratively, of course) while enjoying a nice virtual meal with your fellow players. Trust us, you won’t find this level of excitement anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the flames of adventure consume you! -
CraftyCopterCrash
so, like, you wanna know why you should join this amazin’ minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a freakin’ rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun!first off, did you hear about that helicopter crash that killed the Iranian president? well, turns out it was all because he was tryin’ to get to this server to play some minecraft with us! yeah, he heard about all the epic builds and insane mini-games we got goin’ on here and just had to join in on the action.
but seriously, this server is like no other. we got giant statues of llamas, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret underground base filled with treasure. oh, and did i mention the pet dragons you can ride around on? yeah, it’s pretty freakin’ awesome.
so, if you wanna be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe, come join us! just watch out for any helicopters tryin’ to crash land on ya while you’re playin’. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it!
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PixelPreggersGDMRiskyCraft
join this epic minecraft server where we build houses out of PM2.5 and mine for NO3- and NH4+ to fight off the evil gestational diabetes mellitus monsters! with a 20% increased risk of fun and adventure, you’ll never want to leave this crazy world. come join us and let’s get mining! -
🌷 Elysian SMP: So Vanilla, even the creepers are on a diet! Season 8!
Elysian Gallery Minecraft Server
🌷Elysian Gallery hosts a Minecraft bedrock realm for the creative and talented minds out there! This is not an anarchy server, so behave yourself!!🌻ㅤ ♡
⁺ 16+ Only!
⁺ w/ addons! (armor, food, magic, etc.)
⁺ we just started, so you won’t be behind!
⁺ very welcoming! we’d love to give you gifts and help you get started.
⁺ Make beautiful builds, create a story, and make friends with us here!
₍ᐢ. ̯ .ᐢ₎+ This realm is hosted in a server. You must apply and be accepted (it’s fast dw) before being in the realm. Thanks :}
FAQ
Question Answer Is this server for players of all ages? No, this server is for players aged 16 and older. What addons are available on the server? Addons for armor, food, magic, and more are available. How can I join the realm? You must apply and be accepted before being able to join the realm. Is griefing allowed on the server? No, this is not an anarchy server so griefing is not allowed. Are there any rules I need to follow? Yes, players are expected to behave themselves and respect others on the server.