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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 8840 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
i know, i know, it sounds super boring and science-y, but trust us, it’s actually super fun and wacky on our server! we’ve got crops that never die, trees that grow upside down, and animals that speak in rhymes.
plus, we have the most epic build battles where you can create the craziest structures you can imagine. like, one time, someone built a giant toilet that actually flushed (don’t ask how, it’s a secret).
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, come join us! who knows, you might just discover the meaning of life while playing on our server. or at least have a good laugh trying.